A Love Story

[hech54]

He loaded screenshot after screenshot each in a new window so he could access them easier and open them quickly in sequence to make them appear as if they were moving, talking to him, interacting with his every fantasy....it's all he could do to stop his right leg from bouncing up and down under the computer desk, impatiently waiting for the download to finally complete.
His lips quivered as he watched the progress bar seem to take an eternity to move. "My God, it must be HUGE" he muttered to himself as he pulled the last Kleenex from the box.
"FINALLY!!!!" he yelled outloud. The download was complete. Kleenex in one hand a his computer mouse in the other, he proceeded to unzip the package.....never bothering to choose a location...he knew, like last time and the time before and the time before...he wanted it everywhere. He wanted it in every place he could think of. He wanted it in places he never even thought of before.
It took his mother several minutes to break down the door of his room after she heard all that moaning and commotion. The first thing his mother saw was a video playing on the computer monitor, but she couldn't hear anything....there was no sound. The only sound she heard was her son, now lying under his computer desk in a pile of old Keenex. His pants were down around his ankles and he kept moaning "K-Lite, K-Lite, K-Lite"

[guns1inger]

That is very disturbing. Anyone we know ?

[El Heggunte]

What site is this?

Yahoo! Answers

[neomaine]

Good God that's funny. I had no idea where you were going with it.

Hech, if you look at threads for the last couple weeks you'd be able to narrow it down REALLY quick.