Best camera for best price?

[w6]

I know this question has probably been asked 100's of times, so I don't feel too bad about making it 1001 Anyhow, I currently own a JVC GR-Sxm340. I am very happy with its preformance, considering it's S-VHS-C. I'm not looking to buy one right now, but I will start looking for a new (better) camera around christmas. What I'm looking for is:
mindv <- a must!
3-ccd
ability to "adapt" lenses such as a fisheye, wide angle, etc.
Ability to add a "boom microphone"
must have a/v as well as firewire/usb
mic out
headphone jack
under 1000 bucks <- I can dream can't I?
Whew. The reason I'm telling you all what I want is, bc it seems that a lot of you guys know what your talking about. Does anyone know of any camera that fits these specifications?
Also, I have been looking at a few, and I have come accros a JVC that has "progressive scan." From what I have read, someone please correct me if I'm wrong, it is almost as good as having 3 ccd's, but way cheaper.
http://www.pricegrabber.com/search_getprod.php/masterid=410239/ut=4528560866f7f7d6
Well, I know this is a lot of info, but ANY input would be greatly appreciated.

[g_shocker182]

There is one 3CCD camera under $1K that I've seen around the net...found it here:

http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/controller/home?A=getItemDetail&index=Y&is=REG&Q=&O=&sku=276565

I don't know about features, but for $800 its a damn cheap 3CCD camera. Personally, thats all I would go for: cheapness and picture quality.