Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?

[rina]

HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

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[tgpo]

WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Mac OS X woman: She is stable, pretty, rebellious, fun, and great to learn new things about.

btw, I can live without Windows.

[i_am_dave]

My wife is all of the above, just depends on the day. But she says that it is OK, because it is all caused by hormones.

Funny, but she won't let me use the hormone argument whenever I get excessivly angry or affectionate

[i_am_dave]

sorry rina,

looks like all the other guys on this forum are too chicken to respond to your post

[g_shocker182]

Definitly screensaver woman. But dont tell her!

[indolikaa]

Mac OS X woman: She is stable, pretty, rebellious, fun, and great to learn new things about.

Oh for the love of all things Holy...

(That's an OS joke only. No disrespect towards tgpo's girlfriend/wife/significant other intended.)

My wife would have to be Multimedia. I don't know if beautiful is the right word, but she did make something much better out of me than was originally there.

[tgpo]

(That's an OS joke only. No disrespect towards tgpo's girlfriend/wife/significant other intended.)

Well you had to know that I would never say kind words about Windows

[indolikaa]

Mac OS X woman: She is stable, pretty, rebellious, fun, and great to learn new things about.

Hey, Unbeliever! Why don't you try answering the poll with an answer provided instead of making up your own! Who do you think you are? tgpo?

[sterno]

Hmm, you know, I think almost every woman I've ever met has qualified as an "e-mail woman". A lot of them have also qualified as "anti-multimedia" - they make beautiful things horrible.

I think my old girlfriend qualifies as some combination of screensaver and RAM woman. Oh yeah, and e-mail of course.

[indolikaa]

I think my old girlfriend qualifies as some combination of screensaver and RAM woman. Oh yeah, and e-mail of course.

Legally Blonde?!

[pbhalerao]

E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.

[flaninacupboard]

Slot A Athlon woman: innovative and perfect, but unfortunately no longer with us.

[i_am_dave]

E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.

And how do you go about electrically erasing her?

[Craig Tucker]

E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.

And how do you go about electrically erasing her?

Taser

[tgpo]

Mac OS X woman: She is stable, pretty, rebellious, fun, and great to learn new things about.

Hey, Unbeliever! Why don't you try answering the poll with an answer provided instead of making up your own! Who do you think you are? tgpo?

Multimedia

[pbhalerao]

E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.

And how do you go about electrically erasing her?

Ha! Ha! Not divulging my secrets. But any **experienced** fellow should know ...

[indolikaa]

Ha! Ha! Not divulging my secrets. But any **experienced** fellow should know ...

I hear ya loud and clear!

[i_am_dave]

Ha! Ha! Not divulging my secrets. But any **experienced** fellow should know ...

Does it have anything to do with that device that was featured one night on HBO?

[zzyzzx]

This is my current girlfriend:

[flaninacupboard]

Jesus dude, we don't need to see her private areas!! We're not that kind of forum!!!

[i_am_dave]

That's strange, I once had a girlfriend that looked like that!

[tgpo]

I had a picture of a hand with fur all over it, but I can't seem to find it now.