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Mac OS X woman: She is stable, pretty, rebellious, fun, and great to learn new things about.Originally Posted by rina
btw, I can live without Windows.
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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Mac OS X woman: She is stable, pretty, rebellious, fun, and great to learn new things about.
btw, I can live without Windows.
My wife is all of the above, just depends on the day. But she says that it is OK, because it is all caused by hormones.
Funny, but she won't let me use the hormone argument whenever I get excessivly angry or affectionate
Just what is this reality thing anyway?
sorry rina,
looks like all the other guys on this forum are too chicken to respond to your post
Just what is this reality thing anyway?
Definitly screensaver woman. But dont tell her!
Oh for the love of all things Holy...
(That's an OS joke only. No disrespect towards tgpo's girlfriend/wife/significant other intended.)
My wife would have to be Multimedia. I don't know if beautiful is the right word, but she did make something much better out of me than was originally there.
Well you had to know that I would never say kind words about Windows
Hey, Unbeliever! Why don't you try answering the poll with an answer provided instead of making up your own! Who do you think you are? tgpo?
Hmm, you know, I think almost every woman I've ever met has qualified as an "e-mail woman". A lot of them have also qualified as "anti-multimedia" - they make beautiful things horrible.
I think my old girlfriend qualifies as some combination of screensaver and RAM woman. Oh yeah, and e-mail of course.
Legally Blonde?!
E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.
*** My computer can beat me at chess, but is no match when it comes to kick-boxing. ***
Slot A Athlon woman: innovative and perfect, but unfortunately no longer with us.
And how do you go about electrically erasing her?E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.
Just what is this reality thing anyway?
TaserAnd how do you go about electrically erasing her?E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.
MultimediaHey, Unbeliever! Why don't you try answering the poll with an answer provided instead of making up your own! Who do you think you are? tgpo?
Ha! Ha! Not divulging my secrets. But any **experienced** fellow should know ...And how do you go about electrically erasing her?E²PROM Woman - Remembers everything till she is electrically erased.
*** My computer can beat me at chess, but is no match when it comes to kick-boxing. ***
I hear ya loud and clear!
Does it have anything to do with that device that was featured one night on HBO?
Just what is this reality thing anyway?
This is my current girlfriend:
Jesus dude, we don't need to see her private areas!! We're not that kind of forum!!!
That's strange, I once had a girlfriend that looked like that!
Just what is this reality thing anyway?
I had a picture of a hand with fur all over it, but I can't seem to find it now.
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