Coaches

[gitreel]

Mr happy would smell like cigarette smoke.

It is nothing a shower wouldn't fix though.

[freestyler]

If she does smoke, I think that would qualify as a fetish

[Capmaster]

Mr happy would smell like cigarette smoke.

It is nothing a shower wouldn't fix though.

As opposed to ....smelling like a ....dick???

And how close do you get it to your face that it would offend you???

You're starting to worry me

[ViRaL1]

Makes you wonder if you could make money selling perfume with just a hint of semen so girls who don't REALLY put out can give the impression that they do. I think I'll call it 'EASY!®'

[gitreel]

Mr happy would smell like cigarette smoke.

It is nothing a shower wouldn't fix though.

As opposed to ....smelling like a ....dick???

And how close do you get it to your face that it would offend you???

You're starting to worry me

I was thinking of the next woman cap.

I have all my ribs intact. I do not think about having it close to my face.

[Capmaster]

Makes you wonder if you could make money selling perfume with just a hint of semen so girls who don't REALLY put out can give the impression that they do. I think I'll call it 'EASY!®'

"Ralph Whorin'"

[ViRaL1]

SKANK was actually my second choice.

[northcat_8]

the people in OT have corrupted me.

It's true. When I first registered as Kevin abq, I was polite, never considered vinyl as a legitimate source of pleasure, of course I've always liked porn ...but who doesn't, and was well-behaved.

Then I discovered OT, and the muntinational mix of perverts we have here, and ...well ....I lost my sensibilities.

Now I'm president of a class with a title that includes the word "whore", I frequently discuss:

bestiality, bathroom habits, red-winging (thanks to you), the Olsen Twins, rampant promiscuity (thanks to Thayne, Jimmalenko and you), crreative cunnilingus (you again), poke-throughs, casual use of nuclear weapons (thanks to Indo), discharging firearms at neighbors (you), midget clowns in compromising acts (thanks to Pac), excessive alcohol consumption (thanks to many), "doing Janet Reno" (again, thanks to you ...do we see a trend here?), ingenious but psychologically harmful practical jokes (thanks to offline), chubby-chasing, porn filmmaking techniques (thanks to Ripper2860), recipes (flan), excessive sarcasm (Will), embarassing practical jokes played on friends and family (Craig), slacking off at work (just try to count 'em), twisted home movies (tgpo), shameless Mac usage (tgpo and others), and recreational incendiary devices (Cobra's bad influence there).

Where I was once an upstanding family man, I have been reduced to being a bearded Pee Wee Herman with guns.

Self-flagellation begins today, my friends, on my road to recovery. I've still got a cat-o-nine-tails around here somewhere from that package BJ_M sent me in exchange for the Toronto-area babysitter's directory .........

who? ME?

I think I've been misjudged...I'm shy.

[Capmaster]

I think I've been misjudged...I'm shy

Yeah, just shy of prison

But I like you anyways

[DVD_Ripper]

My Fifth Grade School Gym Teacher. Mr Numbnutts... he lasted for 1 week before too many parents complained. He was an ******* to little kids. He also encouraged dodgeball 'slams' into the more passive boys and girls who just stayed in the corners and didn't like to play

[hech54]

Isn't there a movie out now in America called(or about) Dodgeball? I'm seeing ads for it here in Germany...but with a different name of course...

[Capmaster]

My Fifth Grade School Gym Teacher. Mr Numbnutts... he lasted for 1 week before too many parents complained. He was an ******* to little kids. He also encouraged dodgeball 'slams' into the more passive boys and girls who just stayed in the corners and didn't like to play

Sounds like the bully fulfilled his life's dream and got a job that actually paid him to torment smaller children.

We had an ******* gymnastics coach in HS named Mr. Gardner. He had no lips so we called him "the snake" or "gardner snake". He was a caustic bastard.

[Ziffelpig]

I had a gym teacher(football coach), Mr.McKee.
If he felt you had did something wrong he would make you take a runner off,then make you bend over and he would hit you as hard as he could on the rear end, if you moved forward,said anything, or your hands touched the floor he would do it again until you got it right. He called it the "slipper", of course this was always done in front of the class, what an S.O.B.

[shelbyGT]

to bring this post alive again...

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20567&page=1&pp=30


funny stuff in there.