Anybody seen teegee ???

[Capmaster]

NUCLEAR BLUE DARTS?!!!! Isn't that when you've farted so bad it was a huge blue flame and caused a runner down the leg. If I'm really upset with someone, I mock them by telling them I Blue Dart in their direction with a little runner for show. If they've really pissed me off, I tell them I used their family banner to wipe it off.

I had to bite my knuckle

The girl I share the office with, Susanne, already thinks I'm certifiable, and I don't want to add to that perception

[Doramius]

I've told you, my life is just funny and embarrasing all on it's own.

[Capmaster]

I've told you, my life is just funny and embarrasing all on it's own.

It's your diabolical timing too. When you revealed the shocking truth about the unfortunate couch incident, I was in one of those moods (usually when I get only an hour or so of sleep) where it set me off. That's the closest I came to wetting my pants from laughter. Particularly embarassing because I was at work. It got Susanne worrying about my mental health

I think I felt a few drops forming, and if I hadn't looked away from the monitor, I would have done an "Indo" and pushed a nut through the sack as well

[Doramius]

i don't think timing was ever my problem.

[indolikaa]

'Doin' the Indo' can get REAL expensive, you know. And don't try using duct tape unless you shave regularly. It's a real pain when the time comes to remove your redneck bandage.

[jimmalenko]

Anybody seen teegee ?

[Grimey]

THERE HE GOE..........oh wait, nevermind, it's just a mirage

[flaninacupboard]

No, but i saw kill bill, and it reminded me of him niff: