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  1. Knew It All Doramius's Avatar
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    You can either type it out in text or list where we can download or listen to it streaming. just post your funny voice mail message and lets see who has the most creative one.

    This was one of mine after my wife and I had been married.

    We're currently going up and down, or maybe in and out. We both like to start out on top, so when we're finished brushing our teeth we'll return your message. [beep]
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    "leave a message" click
    "Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
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    I use a busy signal as my phone message.
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  4. goes something like this

    Hello, do to the overwhelming amount of lame ass telemarketers, I am forced to screen all my calls. If I'm home and you're not a lame ass telemarketer, I will pick up the phone. If I don't pick up, please leave a message. That is unless you're a lame ass telemarketer...beep
    tgpo famous MAC commercial, You be the judge?
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    I use the FixEverythingThat'sWrongWithThisVideo() filter. Works perfectly every time.
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    Originally Posted by csaag
    I use a busy signal as my phone message.

    thats good -- i'm switching to that tonight ...
    "Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
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    I use to have great fun with the message.

    My Favorites:
    The tones that play when a number has been disconnected, plus the message "we're sorry this number cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try the number again." Great for telemarketers and is actually why I used it to begin with.

    The sound of a computer signing on using a dialup connection...

    The dog barking - Doberman

    The meow mix commercial (you know the one) - "meow meow meow meow.........meow"

    Then I just went with a "leave a message"

    Then one day I came home and had something like 23 messages. I unplugged it and haven't plugged it back in since.

    However on a side note, when in a heated debate with a company over a return, a service, a complaint, etc...using one to record the call, if you don't have "modem spy" is very useful.....isn't that right Verizon Wireless?
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  7. I have an automatic message that comes with the phone, one in Japanese the other in English...the English goes like this.

    "I can't to the come phone right now, please leave the message (the sudden high pitched voice) THANK YOU!!"
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    You can either type it out in text or list where we can download or listen to it streaming. just post your funny voice mail message and lets see who has the most creative one.

    This was one of mine after my wife and I had been married.

    We're currently going up and down, or maybe in and out. We both like to start out on top, so when we're finished brushing our teeth we'll return your message. [beep]
    I always have a song and thats it. Write now I have The Beatles' "You're Going to Lose That Girl". I try to change the song every two weeks or so but I get lazy.
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    OH SO you are one of those "song playin MFers"....I freakin hate that
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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    OH SO you are one of those "song playin MFers"....I freakin hate that
    Then you will especially love my super long song messages that won't let you leave your message after the beep until a minute into the song. No wonder nobody calls me.
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    I hangup too.
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    heh, my friend has a machine that goes something like "hello? ... oh, hey man, whats up? ... ah nothin much ... u haven't been around much lately, etc. etc." i think its hilarious, cuz if u don't know its the message machine u can talk to it for a good little way be4 u realize lol.

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  13. Originally Posted by DiablosuX102
    heh, my friend has a machine that goes something like "hello? ... oh, hey man, whats up? ... ah nothin much ... u haven't been around much lately, etc. etc." i think its hilarious, cuz if u don't know its the message machine u can talk to it for a good little way be4 u realize lol.

    josh
    lol..my friend uses that..lol...soo funny when u trick other friends to call it...and when they talk to the answerin machine they are soo serious..its hilarious..lol

    my message is just like " wats good, i cant pick up my phone ryte now, so just leave a message and ill get back at you later..1 "
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  14. Originally Posted by BJ_M
    Originally Posted by csaag
    I use a busy signal as my phone message.

    thats good -- i'm switching to that tonight ...
    You bet... gotta give that a try... or maybe the tri-tone error tones.
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  15. On a side note beavereater... is there a new cartoon we're missing that you happen to have taken a snippet from?
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