the 8th dirty word that cannot be said on tv

[lordsmurf]

While browsing the site today, I think I've found the 8th dirty word.

As you may or may not know, the original 7 are sh**, pi**, fu**, cu**, co*******r, mo*********r, and t**s.

The 8th word you ask? ... P**NCO

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[jaxxboss]

LOL. Hey Smurf, dont know if we'll find that many George fans that remember that.
Did you ever see his routine about Things you will never see.
He mentioned that you would never see a guy running full speed naked and taking a crap. Then I saw this video that just frikn cracked me up.
Too Funny .

[jcook5000]

Carlin is great. Do you guys remember his short lived sitcom? Every one of his routines I laugh my ass off. I must have watched his latest HBO special a hundred times, plus listen to the recording of it. "How's the science project going, Justin? F**k you Dad." Funny stuff.

[dun4cheap]

jcook, we just watched him in Vegas, funny as hell

[johns0]

I must be getting old,i remember him on the smothers brothers show

[jcook5000]

jcook, we just watched him in Vegas, funny as hell

Sweet. I would love to see him live. Of course my luck I would keep getting up and going to the bathroom and miss most of it or risk peeing my pants laughing so hard.

[babyboo]

In Baltimore it's 6:42...Time for the 11 o'clock report

Met him sbout 2 years ago. He seemed so old and frail in person

[ZAPPER]

I agree Carlin is a classic. I also remember him on the Smother brothers but I was very young at the time so I ain't that old. The timing of this thread is funny, because just before I came here I read on AOL an article about his veiws on current indecency. As always he has a good grip on the reality or perspective of it. Hey new poll idea. Who is your favorite comedian?

[ZAPPER]

OOPS Sorry Lordsmurf didn't mean to hijack your post. But Carlin is a better topic than the other!

[FOO]

GEORGE CARLIN STRIKES AGAIN

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags"and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does
that make the Tennessee Titans?


4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that
one enjoys it?


5. There are three religious truths:


a) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
b) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of
the Christian faith
c) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor
store or at Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't itfollow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use . . toothpicks?

18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G

[jaxxboss]

Thanks , I enjoyed that good laugh this morning.
Don't forget Jumbo Shrimp.

[Bondiablo]

Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers. We must keep mounting an offensive to penetrate any crack in his defenses, so we can lay to rest his dominate position. We want him hung and we want stiff action. Let's get on him. Let's ram through a stiff bail law so it'll be hard for him to get it up. We've got to come together so we can whip this thing into submission. It'll be hard on us but we can't lick it by being soft.

[jaxxboss]

You can prick your finger, but you can never finger your ......

[wulf109]

I've burned 400 P**NCO,not a single coaster.

[lordsmurf]

I've burned 400 P**NCO,not a single coaster.

I used to be like that too. I burned hundreds and hundreds, maybe thousands of P**NCO with few errors. Was like a reliable girlfriend. Then one day some month back, the b**** started cheating on me, almost every single disc that came through was bad. She came crawling back a month or so later, and things burned well for a while. Next month all bad. Where does it end for P**NCO ? I've had to dump her for a more reliable brand.

[puertorican138]

don't forget to add "coaster", please excuse my french!!! 8) :P

[FOO]

I've been through about 7 or 8 100 packs of Princo.
the first few were 1X - no problems. Then I got some from PROMEDIA
for $60 - cheap. Half won't burn or verify on several burners.
Unlike all the rest these had a shiny silver inner ring. NFG
I then changed to 4X so I could burn at 2X and have had no problems. All I have is a Pioneer A03.

My main reason is I like the white top to write on and they're cheap.

[lordsmurf]

My main reason is I like the white top to write on and they're cheap.

Consider switching to RITEK inkjet, OPTODISC inkjet or PRODISC media for the same requirements you just listed. I too need cheap white-topped media from time to time. That's what I have done.

[Bondiablo]

since there apparently isn't much more to say beyond princo sucks, who else should go on that comedian poll? the weekend one has been up too long. quick list to start... george carlin, dennis miller, bill maher, bill cosby, eddie murphy... ummm just for kicks throw andrew "dice" clay and sam kinison up there... richard pryor (though i never muched liked him)... pee wee started doing stand up but should probably limit it to people who did more than just start that way... ok who else?

[ZAPPER]

Being as my vidieo to disk experiment hasn't gone above Windows movie maker with much success I welcome the distraction of a good comedian. How about Gallager, Dangerfeild, Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters, Foxworthey.(sorry about the spelling) and let's not forget the real reason that we actually come to this site, the comedy of its members!