Husband-Mart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa, Canada
where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many
men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in
positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch.
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that
floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to
exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find
a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks
to herself, "that's great, but I wonder what's further up?" and up
she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good looking.
"Hmmm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman. "Very tempting, but there must be
more, further up!" and again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think; what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day.
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hahaha ......
going to print this one out ..."Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
... aw, just as you got my hopes up too.
Personally, I would have stopped at floor 3 or 4.
Every woman knows that hot ticket items are almost never in stock. -
maybe you can get a raincheck ?
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
Good thing for me, my wife shops the broken and damaged bin!
IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE LIKE THAT?
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