who?

[BJ_M]

Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all having a chat.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful person in the world."

And Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

And Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

So the three of them decided to go to the office of the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official", she said, "I AM the most beautiful person in the world,"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I AM officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and forlorn and asked, "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?

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[Shadowmistress]

(I read this during a commercial in a special on CBC about her)

[ViRaL1]

May be because I'm here in the U.S. but for the life of me I can't recall Charles' last name.

[Shadowmistress]

Windsor. It was changed from a German name a while back.

[ViRaL1]

Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor, almost sounds like royalty..only...uglier.

[Shadowmistress]

Funny, when you put it like that, it makes me think of her as a bowling ball and the royal family as the pins.

Wonder if she'll get a strike?

[ViRaL1]

Something tells me when he gets control, there will be some strikes.

[BJ_M]

great grandfather: Wettin, Edward VII, King of Britain, b. 9 NOV 1841

great grandmother: Schleswig, Alexandra of Denmark "Alix", Princess, b. 1 DEC 1844


German name was Wettin - changed to windsor

all part of the Hanover and Tudor clans


all European (and Russia) royalty are related ......
all trace back to (claim to) Charlemagne ..

One of the most famous individuals in Camilla's family tree is her great-grandmother, Alice Frederica Edmonstone Keppel, royal mistress to King Edward VII from 1898 until his death in 1910. Madonna shares a distant relationship with Camilla Parker Bowles through Zacharie Cloutier (1617-1708), while Celine Dion shares descent with Camilla from Jean Guyon (1619-1694).

Madonna is also related to the royal family through another line ...