Rules AND Regulations For Your CAR

[BJ_M]

THERE WILL BE...

   1. No slurping*
   2. No snorting
   3. No sniffing
   4. No gum smacking
   5. No spitting
   6. No fondling*
   7. No hanging of appendages out of windows
   8. No spawning*
   9. No toweling off of extremities
  10. No rinsing out of things
  11. No ball playing*
  12. No radio playing
  13. No obscene bodily functions of any kind*
  14. No free loaders, castaways, or stowaways
  15. No babes o' plenty*
  16. No peasants or proletariat
  17. No cannibals
  18. No dogs
  19. No buxom bimbos
  20. No tomatoes*
  21. No nuclear weapons or radioactive materials of any kind
  22. No fascists
  23. No cretins
  24. No milquetoasts
  25. No standees
  26. No Bourgeosie!
  27. No power tools
  28. No curmudgeons

      *unless the driver of this vehicle is involved

      ALL HOT ASS WELCOME!
      ASBESTOS ALLOWED (protective clothing required)

[yoda313]

Hello,

Darn there goes my Friday nights!!!

Kevin