Martians Invade San Francisco! Willy Brown Taken Hostage!

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Martians Invade San Francisco! Willy Brown Taken Hostage!

They are dug in at Fisherman's Wharf and are holding mayor Willy Brown hostage, demanding a bucket of Horseshoe crabs for his return!

No, I don't have a link to the story at a reputable news source, but I know it's true because I saw it in News of the World!

As an aside, there was a song, back in the early 80's, by a group called The Jam titled News of the World that pretty much summed up what a no-class scandal rag it was.

NEWS OF THE WORLD - Bruce Foxton

Power! Pop!
Read about the things that happen throughout the world
Don't believe in everything you see or hear
The neighbours talk day in day out about the goings on
They tell us what they want, they don't give an inch
Look at the pictures taken by the camera - they cannot lie
The truth is in what you see not what you read
Little men tapping things out - points of view
Remember their views are not the gospel truth
Each morning our piece of the world comes through the door
More often it's just a comic, not much more
Don't take it too serious - not many do
Read between the lines and you'll find the truth
Don't believe it all - a' find out for yourself
Check before you spread
Never doubt, never ask
Never moan, never search
Never find, never know
The news of the world, news of the world
Read all about it, read all about it - news of the world

[d4n13l]

Hehe.

[MOVIEGEEK]

I wish it were true,have you been to San Francisco lately?