Free Porn at Wal-Mart!!!!

[zzyzzx]

http://www.swtimes.com/articles/2009/09/10/news/news091009_08.txt

In-Store Porn Leads To Arrests
Thursday, September 10, 2009 9:55 AM CDT

Two 20-year-old men were arrested Wednesday in connection with playing a pornographic DVD at a local Walmart on store display televisions, police said.

Cody Allen Sexton, 20, and Kenny Dean Andrews, 20, of Muldrow were booked into the Sebastian County Adult Detention Center on a felony obscenity complaint, according to jail records.

“They thought they were just pulling a prank,” said Sgt. Levi Risley of the Fort Smith Police Department.

Sexton and Andrews — an employee of the store — allegedly removed a promotional DVD from a DVD player built into a display in the furniture aisle at Walmart, 8301 Rogers Ave., at about 10:45 p.m. Sept. 3, according to police reports.

The DVD player was connected to six televisions in the store.

“The pornographic DVD was visible to the general public as they were shopping,” according to a police report.

Eventually, a customer notified a manager and the DVD was removed from the player, according to the police report.

Authorities released the store surveillance video to KFSM Channel 5 to air on the Crime Stoppers segment on the 10 p.m. newscast Tuesday and within six minutes of the broadcast, someone called Crime Stoppers with the identity of the two suspects, said Risley.

Crime Stoppers is a cooperative effort between law enforcement and KFSM, according to the Police Department’s Web site.

[Noahtuck]

WOO HOO!!!!!!!

[Lucifers_Ghost]

The guy in me got a chuckle out of that. The parent in me is only slightly upset. The perv in me thinks that would be the best shopping trip ever.

[Xylob the Destroyer]

that's hilarious

[bendixG15]

I suppose if you were alone in the store, it wouldn't bother you much
but
if you had young kids with you, you'd get pissed.

[zzyzzx]

[Xylob the Destroyer]

the best thing about children is that none of them are mine...

[stiltman]

this thread is useless without the original video

[lordsmurf]

I suppose if you were alone in the store, it wouldn't bother you much
but if you had young kids with you, you'd get pissed.

And not because kids shouldn't know about sex, but because people get so squeamish trying to explain it...

...or are hassled at having yet ANOTHER question from the kid.

[Lucifers_Ghost]

Or possibly because watching a dude bust his nut over a chicks face isnt exactly the best way to explain sex to a kid.

[lordsmurf]

Yet shoot-em-up movies, TV and games seem to be acceptable ways to teach children about death.

I agree with Pam Anderson on this one -- at least sex is natural.
Violence is the aberration.

If this was the latest slasher movie (rated R), this would not only have not made news, I doubt anybody would have even complained at the store.

Then again, most of the crap found in porno isn't exactly what I'd call normal sex.

I just hate the hypocrisy.

[ZQX]

the best thing about children is that none of them are mine...

I'm with you there, son.

[M Bruner]

the best thing about children is that none of them are mine...

I'm with you there, son.

Those of us with children feel sorry for you guys who don't have any. You don't know what you're missing.