Uyuragians. An African tribe from Southern Nambia.

[wellmashed]

I found this on a newsletter somewhere. Ouch. I'll stay single thank you very much.....


This tribe is known as the "Potato Tribe" because they eat nothing but potatoes. In fact, they even drink an alcoholic beverage called Trifigyyyauu which is made of rotten potato skins.

They do have a tribal custom each year where the 5 youngest bachelors of the tribe, ages 18 - 20, compete for the hand of the tribe's most fertile women. This custom is called, "Uguyanda Uguyando," or translated in English, "Potato of the Soul."

The competition begins in the early Spring where each of the 5 males competing have to plant a single potato. After 8 weeks of nurturing that potato the 5 men have to stand in front of the entire tribe, the fertile woman, and their grandfathers. They then have to do a mating dance in front of all, and then hand their potato, that they have nurtured for 8 weeks, to the fertile female.

After the dance ceremony, the fertile female points to the man that she wishes to marry, and she hands him back the potato. The man then has to take the potato, pull back his foreskin, and insert the potato as far as he can into his urethra. If the man can insert the entire potato into his penis he can then take her hand into marriage. If he cannot insert the entire potato into his penis then he will be beheaded. I actually saw this custom, and trust me you, this looked painful, but he was able to insert the potato all of the way in...so now he's a married man. Here's a picture that I was able to take of the potato still inside the penis: http://www.wayweird.com/archives/2001/sep/trunk.shtml

[bilbogod]

Well I've been practicing this all day, and believe me its just not happening. The only way your gonna get that spud to stay down your trunk is if its wellmashed

[zzyzzx]

How big are these potatoes? I mean will a french fry be acceptable?

[bilbogod]

Well for some of us, I guess that will just have to do wont it???

[wellmashed]

Sorry guys...but nothing and I mean NOTHING is getting shoved up mine.........

[bilbogod]

Done it !!!!!

http://hedgehog.highway1.com.au/~henry/jokes/bigdick.jpg

[bilbogod]

I guess its kinda all feeling a little bit sore now