I am drunk

[[*]_BonKerS_[*]]

Hello all. I am damn drunk. Normally I check my email, then ISOnews then VCDquality and THEN vcdhelp.com. BUT, now I checked vcdhelp first, maybe because I am drunk but maybe because I needed a change. The truth is that I really could snta'tdd to read allt eh psots on other studf because i Ma so drunk. but maybe ai m tired fo looking at isonewsst ans seeing no neew reslsese s even thouse it is 6am. ether way aI am WAY drunk and I want to say that I love having internet fucnkkkwhen i get hom!@ okk have a good night becuase i am going to past the F out.
-bonks!

[bilbogod]

So are you Scottish or Irish then???

[baker]

I am irish and just wanted to say it's not true that we irish never stop drinking.I hardly ever drink.......
I wonder where I left my whiskey?????

Baker

[bilbogod]

Baker - Question.... What does it say on the bottom of a bottle of Irish Whiskey..... Answer -- Drink at other end

[[*]_BonKerS_[*]]

I am 1 part irish and 3 parts alcoholic. Damn I am sure feeling the after effects of those drinks.

-bonks

[d4n13l]

better top up your alcohol stream then - you dont want to let the blood poison it do you now?

[bilbogod]

As everyone knows on this forum, it is never my intention to offend anyone

It was actually a mate of mine sitting in a pub in London, who was cracking jokes about the Irish to his friends. He was rudely interrupted by a man at an adjacent table who got up and stopped him in mid speech. The guy in his broadest accent, said "Before any of yuss goes any further, I think you should realise that I am Irish". Whereupon my mate looked over at him and said "don't worry, for your benfit I'll tell it a little more slowly then"

We left the pub quite quickly after that, in fact I'm not sure if we even had time to settle the bill

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[d4n13l]

You students are such pussies! LOL

[baker]

I was suprised by that remark and I was especially suprised that some one from England could think of it.

An Irish (and proud of it),
Baker

[bilbogod]

Ireland forever!!!

[d4n13l]

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I was suprised by that remark and I was especially suprised that some one from England could think of it.

An Irish (and proud of it),
Baker
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hehe, do you mean me or Bilbogod?
cos I aint English... being English would suck. LOL
... mind you I do feel sorry for that Irish sky diver that died the other day... his flippers failed to open.
ROTF...
*J/K*

[Sergio Leone]

~~~~~~~~~~HIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~of~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~Crack~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Grativity]

Why can people be so steriotypical with people when it comes to alcahol? I am a Canadian and as I am sure your mouths are dropping when you read this, I hate beer. Yes, wow can you believe it? I don't know whats so good about it, it tastes terrible for one and with an alcahol content of 8% or less what a waste! If you are going to have to choke something down, why not get something with a decent alcahol content like vodka? rum? or even peach schnapps thats tastes like peaches? Beer is sick, bulky and gives a bitch of a hangover, stick to hard stuff!

[bilbogod]

Are yes, but for sheer value for money you can't beat lighter fluid or methylated spirits

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Arr yes, Cornwall always wanting to be its own country... Tell me do you still need a passport to enter into Devon

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[[*]_BonKerS_[*]]

hey! it's bonks again and guess what! I AM ******* DRUNK FROM NEW YEARS PARTYING!!! ook now. you are prob saying why isn't he sluring his shit like last time well I just have to say that tonight i was drinking good vodka (kettle one) where as a few nights ago I had bad vodka, beer and wine which really fucked me up. so let me say HAPPY NEW YEAR to all ya'll mo fo's and that I hooked up with 2 biatches tonightt. so HA!

-bonks

[bilbogod]

"hooked" being the operative word

[Grativity]

Notice what he says -beer- and he can't type, but when only good vodka he can type,

[[*]_BonKerS_[*]]

its all about the good vodka. btw, my hand still smells like woman

[d4n13l]

"Arr yes, Cornwall always wanting to be its own country... Tell me do you still need a passport to enter into Devon"

Nope... but you should! LOL
You have to pay to cross the damn bridge though.
But no, I dont think that it should be a country in its own right.
Besides, there are too many "foreigners" about for it to be worthwhile. LOL
The notion that Cornwall should be seen as independant is not unfounded: There is a Cornish language which is similar to Welsh and the Cornish are an ethnic minority.
Cornwall is a somewhat overlooked Gaelic region compared to Eire etc, but it is a true independant from "England", just like Wales is.
My heritage is more Braveheart than tractor though; I have Scottish blood.