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  1. Retired from video stuff MackemX's Avatar
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    why it sucks to be fat......

    10) You can never reach the top shelf. You very large stomach will get in the way.

    9)Most girls dont date fat guys

    8) Total disadvantage in gym class. Try keeping up with everybody when you got an extra hundred pounds on the 2nd fattest person
    7) If I hear one more joke about growing I'll stick a sautering iron through their forehead.

    6) I Hate being looked at as the fat guy, People see me walking down the street and stare.

    5) Ever been in a crowd? Or a store. The little kid will scream when he is yelling for his mom and then he happen to view upon a fat guy not noticing him and nearly sitting on him in place like a shoe store

    4) Being short, people overestimate you. At work people are like oh hes big, he must be able to lift that up. Im fat for a reason, I DONT DO ANYTHING!

    3) People constantly think you can hold your own. People in a pick-up game of basketball will always pick the fat guy last unless he is like 6ft 5in or taller.

    2) Sitting in a movie theater. have you ever broken a movie theater chair just by sitting in it? NO you havent

    1) There are NEVER any clothes in your size. If you are a fat guy who is only 6ft 1in it is hard to find clothes, You will see a cheap pair of jeans and be like sweet, then you look at the size and it is a 34!
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    why it sucks to be short........

    10) You can never reach the top shelf. I hate this, either when putting dishes away, or trying to get something out of the back of the fridge, you have to ask someone else, or get a god damn stool.

    9)Most girls dont date guys shorter than them. Enough said.

    8) Total disadvantage in gym class. Good luck reaching the pull up bars in gym. You have to jump to reach them, and even then your lucky to get a good hold. Then what about basketball?

    7) If I hear one more joke about growing I'll stick a sautering iron through their forehead.

    6) I hate being looked down on, and looking up at the people I'm talking too. Its kinda akward carrying on a conversation with someone whos a foot taller.

    5) Ever been in a crowd? Or a store. You cant see over the other people, and you cant see over the racks of clothes when your trying to find the person your with.

    4) Being short, people underestimate you. Hell just because I'm only 5'5 doenst mean that I can't kick your ass ( this can also be a positive side, cause going into a fight, guy thinks he can easily beat me, but he's in for a suprise). Girls also make the assumption, short means small... which is not true and it makes me angry.

    3) People constantly think your younger than you really are. Then they call you cute. This is the worst. Hearing "ahh thats cute" by an older girl is one of the most annoying things I can possibly think of.

    2) Sitting in a movie theater. If someone thats somewhat large sits in front of you, theres no way your seeing anything that goes on. If you come late, then its almost guarenteed you get a fat guy infront of you.

    1) There are NEVER any clothes in your size. I swear to God. I go shopping today, and there was 6 racks of SALE 70% OFF XL. Then I'm looking for a small. Its like "Jesus, I didnt know they made so many enormous people." Stores never seem to realize that There are alot of small people as well as large, so they are always left with Xl's and XXL's. Then they are forced to sale price them at 70% off. These naive stores piss me off.
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    I guess it's 20 reasons why being short and fat sucks

    apologies to all the short fat guys out there
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    why it sucks being picked on with a username like yoda313:

    1 - easy target with star wars

    2 - easy target with star trek

    3 - easy target with stargate

    4 - easy target with phil collins

    5 - easy target with star wars

    6 - easy target with star wars

    7 - easy target with emachines

    8 - easy target with star wars

    9 - easy target with star wars

    10 - easy target with star wars.



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    I thought people liked my polls?????
    Donatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw?
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    Originally Posted by yoda313
    why it sucks being picked on with a username like yoda313:

    1 - easy target with star wars

    2 - easy target with star trek

    3 - easy target with stargate

    4 - easy target with phil collins

    5 - easy target with star wars

    6 - easy target with star wars

    7 - easy target with emachines

    8 - easy target with star wars

    9 - easy target with star wars

    10 - easy target with star wars.





    advanced search = off topic * yoda313+ starwars




    "Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
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    Only 22 matches????

    I thought it would be closer to 2200 by now
    Donatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw?
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    Search found 225 matches if you use star+wars instead of starwars
    "Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
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    that's thread results for starwars being one word, it returns 25 post results. Post results for Star Wars by your username still only returns 335 results and 192 threads

    obviously this won't include acronyms but I still think we need a few more Star Wars threads
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  10. What about all the whiners that complained that Lucas was raping their childhood?
    Believing yourself to be secure only takes one cracker to dispel your belief.
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    10 reasons why it sucks to be tall.

    10) The weather's not much different 2 feet higher than you.

    9) I get more headaches from smacking my head on things. Bruises are the main reason I don't shave my head.

    8 ) Everyone asks you to reach and get something down for them.

    7) Everyone asks if you play baskeball or you're the first one picked to play, and you hate the sport.

    6) The really tall and dorky girls ask you out.

    5) You'd think being 6 1/2 feet tall would make you stick out like a thumb, but you must have been standing sideways when your friends were looking for you.

    4) You are still asked to bend over and pick things up. Dammit, make the little people feel useful.

    3) Changing lightbulbs is not my professional duty.

    2) Dancing is really difficult in crowded spaces. Try doing the Electric Slide without taking out 2 people in each direction.

    1) It's embarrassing to talk to an attractive girl when your erection is eye level with her.
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