Intriguing 911 Calls

[indolikaa]

For your entertainment pleasure I will be providing you with transcripts of some the better moments at my job. Of course, names have been disguised to protect the... Never mind.

We'll start with this one.


Indolikaa: 911, what is your emergency?

Caller: There's a naked lady walking on the shoulder out here on I-40 westbound at 257.

Indolikaa: Can you describe her for me?

Caller: She's got some pretty big tits, man. Your officers won't miss her.

Indolikaa: (Silence)

Indolikaa: Sir can you give her physical description? Height, skin color, hair color?

Caller: Oh shit. I'm sorry.

Indolikaa: That's OK.

Caller: I'd say she's about 5'-2" and real petite. She's got red hair and she's a true redhead, too.

Indolikaa: (Silence)


More to come.

[ViRaL1]

More to come.

Literally.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Are you sure someone called you??? You weren't by chance CALLING A 900 number where you???

Kevin

[ViRaL1]

I'd suggest asking the caller if they had a camera, in case it went to trial and the state needed evidence.

[yoda313]

I'd suggest asking the caller if they had a camera, in case it went to trial and the state needed evidence.

Hello,

And analog to digital conversion for backing up the "EVIDENCE"

Kevin


--- to the internet for a trial by their peers of course ----

[doppletwo]

Aaaahhhh, I shit myself.

[the bomb]

JEEZ! It smells in here!

[Shocker Milwaukee]

*sprays some Lysol*

[ViRaL1]

Aaaahhhh, I shit myself.

Don't you hate how irritating corn can be?

[indolikaa]

Indolikaa: 911. What is your emergency?

Caller: I need help.

Indolikaa: What's the problem, sir?

Caller: I can't get my car started?

Indolikaa: You can't get your car started.

Caller: No.

Indolikaa: Where are you calling me from?

Caller: I don't know.

Indolikaa: Do you know what kind of car you're in?

Caller: No.

Indolikaa: Are you sure you're in your car, sir?

Caller: I think so. I can feel the steering wheel.

Indolikaa: Do you know why your car won't start?

Caller: I can't find my keys.

Indolikaa: (Silence)

Caller: Can't you just lock-on to my cell phone signal and track me down?

Indolikaa: I'm sorry, sir. We don't have Phase II capabilities yet.

Caller: (Pause) I can't start my car.

...and this went on for a good 20 minutes.

[glockjs]

if stupidity was a crime half of america would be in jail

[yoda313]

if stupidity was a crime half of america would be in jail

Hello,

HALF???? That's a bit of an understatement

Kevin