Terrorists Hold Toy Hostage

[MOVIEGEEK]

I hope this isn't considered political but I had to share this:
www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/01/iraq.hostage/index.html

[the bomb]

I saw this on the news,what are they trying to do?

[glockjs]

give us nuclear weaponary or barbie shall feel our wrath

[Doramius]

My nephew got one from my sister who serves at HANSCOM AFB in MA. What'd be funnier if the US made a stop motion video of the figure and an Osama figure beheading the soldier. And then more US army soldier figures coming in and going Rodney King on Osama. But we'd have to post the follow up in Politick.

[HatchetMan]

I'll rescue him.

[Doramius]

What's next? Live footage of Cobra Commander & Destro being shown holding Flint & Lady J for ransom?

[hudsonf]

They better not touch Barbie!!!!

[Doramius]

Yeah, Ken might have to go all He-Man on their a**es.

[888888]

My Ninja Turtles action figures could take care of those terrorists in 10 minutes!

[Faustus]

Send in the recovery team!

[doppletwo]

I don't play with action figures.

I create scenes using fully poseable models.

[glockjs]

"did you see anything?"...."no sir! i didnt see you playing with your dolls"

[Capmaster]

Not the terrorist world's great thinkers are they?

[ViRaL1]

GO JOE!!!

[adam]

This reminds me of the time Saddam Hussein imported 2000 Sony Playstation 2 consoles to use the parts for military purposes.

[ViRaL1]

We all know it's just a plot to lure American children over there and take them hostage.

[Ripper2860]

Couldn't they have captured and held hostage a Friggn Bratz doll?

[ViRaL1]

Couldn't they have captured and held hostage a Friggn Bratz doll?

Isn't the point of a hostage that someone actually wants them back?

[Ripper2860]

Yeah, I guess.

I was just hoping they would torture her by making her wear sweats and costume jewelry and then take away her lipstick and eye shadow.

Then they could film the execution. I really wanted to see the decapitation and that big head falling right into a Louis Vitton purse.

[Capmaster]

What would be funny is if the action figure escapes 8)

[adam]

I think it'd be funnier to seem them actually carry through their threat and decapitate him. I can picture a couple of giant fingers entering the frame and just popping the head off.

[zzyzzx]

In a related news story, these same insurgents have now claimed to have gunned down several British soldiers:

[zzyzzx]

Now the insurgents are claiming to have another hostage:

[HatchetMan]

I thought the US did not give into terrorist demands.
This just in from CNN - 5 insurgents released from Toy's R Us.

[glockjs]

lol on this note i think cartoon network(adult swim) is gonna have a new show on feb 20 that is nothing but action figures...it looks freakin funny.

[Doramius]

Information from sources say that lone US military Seargent is on his way to rescue the hostages from their current peril. A brief picture has been supplied of the Seargent and a unique covert military vehicle that will be entering it's first live combat situation after being built from prototype.



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[Capmaster]

What's next? Live footage of Cobra Commander & Destro being shown holding Flint & Lady J for ransom?

Figures .....

[Doramius]

What's next? Live footage of Cobra Commander & Destro being shown holding Flint & Lady J for ransom?

Figures .....

[GROANER ALERT]

[tekkieman]

Information from sources say that lone US military Seargent is on his way to rescue the hostages from their current peril. A brief picture has been supplied of the Seargent and a unique covert military vehicle that will be entering it's first live combat situation after being built from prototype.



(couldn't find a nice desert background to fit it on)

Here you go.....

[Doramius]

Niiice! Let's make huge copies and send it to them and state that the US has been fed up with insurgents and are sending 500 of these units to level the country and then annex it as US territory to be sectioned off and sold as taxable US property.