Airport's porn blunder

[zzyzzx]

Airport's porn blunder

Passengers at an Indian airport were shocked when a hardcore porn movie was played on television screens for 20 minutes.

It happened at New Delhi's Indira Gandhi international airport at midnight when the airport was at its busiest.

Passengers were shocked by the sex scenes accompanied by moans and groans which echoed around the terminal.

Officials turned off the TV screens after complaints from passengers but the porn film was broadcast for 20 minutes.

Airport officials later claimed that a TV channel was broadcasting the film as part of an Aids awareness project.

However, airport sources claimed some employees were watching a blue film and accidentally sent it out on the airport's television sets.

[Capmaster]

They must have happy airport workers if they can watch porn at work

I also heard that an old man had a heart attack over that blunder. The paramedics arrived, but the patient was terminal.

[northcat_8]

paramedics arrived, but the patient was terminal.

@zzyzzx - dude...seriously....where in the hell do you find all these whacked out news articles You don't get out much do you?

[BJ_M]

that was on ananova.com ... not much there is true ussually - or seems so ..

but this one story was reported on a few newswires in fact -- http://www.countrywatch.com/cw_wire.asp?vCOUNTRY=78&UID=1345703

[BJ_M]

and in bollywood films -- they dont even allow much touching and NO kissing or nudity .... !

[richdvd]

@zzyzzx - dude...seriously....where in the hell do you find all these whacked out news articles You don't get out much do you?

I was just thinkin' the same.......

[Doramius]

In muslim & hindu countries, showing chin or too much ankle is porn. Amish call it porn if the woman makes any kind of noise.

[Faustus]

Amish call it porn if the woman makes any kind of noise.

wow thanks, I didn't know that about amish TV. :P

[BJ_M]

In muslim & hindu countries, showing chin or too much ankle is porn. Amish call it porn if the woman makes any kind of noise.

lots of bollywood movies (which are both muslim & hindu actors) - lots of skin is shown, just no full nudity ...

[adam]

That's nothing. Several years ago there was some glitch and the Playboy channel and Cartoon Network got their channels switched. A whole bunch of kids started puberty early that day. This really happened. It was all over the news.

[Capmaster]

A lotta little boys screaming "Mommy ...why is it doing that? "

[Doramius]

Funny story. My wife tripped and fell on the back of her hip trying to catch herself on the way down. I came in to help and check out the bruise. I pull her clothes down enough to expose her left cheek. I'm checking it out and rubbing it. My son walks in and says "a**!" clear as a bell. Actually he was saying 'S' which was his new letter for the day as everything was being called 'S'. My wife and I were shocked at first and then busted up laughing. I'm like, "This kid is learning early."

[zzyzzx]

Airport officials later claimed that a TV channel was broadcasting the film as part of an Aids awareness project.

You would think that they could come up with a more believable excuse.

[Grimey]

A lotta little boys screaming "Mommy ...why is it doing that? "

"Mommy my pants are shrinking!"

[pyrate83]

A lotta little boys screaming "Mommy ...why is it doing that? "

"Mommy my pants are shrinking!"

Umm shrinking?

[Grimey]

growing on the inside.....feels like the pants are shrinking......geez, do i need to draw you a picture? :P

[Grimey]

Howabout this: "mommy my pants are getting tight!"

[pyrate83]

Howabout this: "mommy my pants are getting tight!"

Alright alright, no pictures of this please.

[richdvd]

Howabout this: "mommy my pants are getting tight!"

......... ...........

[pyrate83]

You know what, mommy probably wasn't around when Playboy aired on Cartoon Network.

[Grimey]

You know what, mommy probably wasn't around when Playboy aired on Cartoon Network.

She was in the bedroom wondering why the hell the playboy channel was showing cartoons

[pyrate83]

[offline]

Amish call it porn if the woman makes any kind of noise.

wow thanks, I didn't know that about amish TV. :P

Amish Tv heheh

I'd subscribe!

The Amish let their kids do whatever they want as teenagers
for up to 6 years. They then have to decide if they
wish to join the faith or not. They call it the devil years.
They can leave home, get a job, drink, you name it.

Most Amish kids have more sex and drugs than us nerds
here!

[sacajaweeda]

"....my pants are getting tight!"

[Doramius]

Great movie. "It's the pattern of the pants........"

[pyrate83]

Great movie. "It's the pattern of the pants........"

Was it good? I got completely wasted before I went ans saw that. All I remeber was thinking I'm going to throw up and my whole body was numb.

[Doramius]

The Meteorologist, Brick, has some great lines.

Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.

[The Reporters are all yelling at the station manager]
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they really rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY!
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!

Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.

Brian Fantana: Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: Tell me about it. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: I'm sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right!

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.

[BJ_M]

There is an easter egg on the Best Buy Bonus DVD. Go to the top of the menu and then press right on the remote to access the 8 minute version of Baxter's funeral. It's pretty dang funny.