Where's Yoda?

[babyboo]

I haven't come across any posts today.
Did I miss a meeting/memo or something???

[HatchetMan]

Maybe he's watching Star Wars for the billionth time.

[thecoalman]

Or perhaps he got busted;

Supervisor: brrrrring "Yoda, could I see you in my office"

Yoda: "Sure thing boss, hold on a sec while I finish this important pooooowork"

Yoda shuffles off to supervisors office....

Supervisor: "It has come to our attention that of the 8 hours per day we pay you 7.5 of it is spent using the interenet, specifically a site called postwhores.com.

Yoda: "ummmmmmmmmm"

Supervisor: "Of the remaining .5 hours we figure .25 of it is used up by non-essential duties which leaves approx. 15 minutes for business related time"

Yoda: "But sir, I am well on my way to becoming thw PW king, I'm within gr4asp of the holy grail of beating Capmaster. Until then I will not be a true Jedi master."

Supervisor: "You fired"

[HatchetMan]

too funny, probably right on

[tekkieman]

He started a new temp job yesterday and didn't get his computer setup until late in the day. He may not want to get busted his first week when they check the traffic logs.

[smearbrick1]

Jerkin' in the bathtub maybe?

[stiltman]

then again

Who really cares besides babyboo?

[tekkieman]

then again

Who really cares besides babyboo?

Me! I get to make fun of him today!

[bazooka]

then again

Who really cares besides babyboo?

Me! I get to make fun of him today!

Have at it.

You get all the free shots today that you want.

[Rookie64]

I think he mentioned that he wasn't gonna be posting on Thursday...at least the subject heading started out saying something like that...then it changed several times

[tekkieman]

then again

Who really cares besides babyboo?

Me! I get to make fun of him today!

Have at it.

You get all the free shots today that you want.

It's not near as much fun if he's not here to post:

Hello


Hey!





Kevin

[northcat_8]

Maybe he's watching Star Wars for the billionth time.

while fondling himself...

[thecoalman]

Or perhaps he got busted: Revised

brrrrring

Yoda:

Hello,



Kevin

Supervisor: "Yoda, could I see you in my office"



Yoda shuffles off to supervisors office....



Supervisor: "It has come to our attention that of the 8 hours per day we pay you 7.5 of it is spent using the interenet, specifically a site called postwhores.com.

Yoda:

Hello,



Kevin

Supervisor: "Of the remaining .5 hours we figure .25 of it is used up by non-essential duties which leaves approx. 15 minutes for business related time and why do you start every response with Hello make face then end it with Kevin"

Yoda:

Hello,



Kevin

Supervisor: "Quit doing that and explain yourself"


Yoda:

Hello,



Kevin

Supervisor: "Your Fired"

Yoda:

Hello,



Kevin

Supervisor: "Don't just stand there with your mouth open, get the hell out of here"

Yoda:

Hello,





Kevin

[tekkieman]

@ coalman - For a second, I could actually picture yoda doing that.

Thanks!

[Dr. DOS]

then again

Who really cares besides babyboo?

And does she really

[HatchetMan]

OR maybe he's standing in line for episode 3 - revenge of the sith, already.

[yoda313]

He started a new temp job yesterday and didn't get his computer setup until late in the day. He may not want to get busted his first week when they check the traffic logs.

Hello,

BINGO!

Thanks for the concerns everyone (especially babyboo didn't know you cared! ).

I'm off to a good start in the new temp spot - payables and all... Just a lot of filing and sorting right now. But:

NO INTERNET!!!!!!!

They got the computer setup and it works but no NET ACCESS!!!!!

They have to get a signed doc for the account and what am I gonna say " I NEED THE INTERNET SO I CAN POST 30 TIMES A DAY ON A SITE CALLED VIDEOHELP.COM" ??????? I don't THINK SO! :P :P :P

So I'm restricted to posting at night and weekends for the foreseeable future or until they graciously open an active net account for me

I'm still here in spirit though

Kevin

(I won't be waiting in line for episode three until at least March - it's still cold in Michigan!! ) (of course I really won't be standing in line until the day it actually opens - I'm NOT THAT CRAZED!)

[Guest]

He started a new temp job yesterday and didn't get his computer setup until late in the day. He may not want to get busted his first week when they check the traffic logs.

Hello,

BINGO!

Thanks for the concerns everyone (especially babyboo didn't know you cared! ).

I'm off to a good start in the new temp spot - payables and all... Just a lot of filing and sorting right now. But:

NO INTERNET!!!!!!!

They got the computer setup and it works but no NET ACCESS!!!!!

They have to get a signed doc for the account and what am I gonna say " I NEED THE INTERNET SO I CAN POST 30 TIMES A DAY ON A SITE CALLED VIDEOHELP.COM" ??????? I don't THINK SO! :P :P :P

So I'm restricted to posting at night and weekends for the foreseeable future or until they graciously open an active net account for me

I'm still here in spirit though

Kevin

(I won't be waiting in line for episode three until at least March - it's still cold in Michigan!! ) (of course I really won't be standing in line until the day it actually opens - I'm NOT THAT CRAZED!)

Where's the Nelson-Ahh-haa when you need it?