Milk-does a body good

[Guest]

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[Capmaster]

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2493835&fullpage=1

Hilarious!

Poor kid was disappointed, I'll bet

[tekkieman]

Those are some hard nipples!

[Conquest10]

That's cute. My baby cousin once tried taking a bite out of me. He was like three months old and hungry his mother was outside and I was holding him.

[Capmaster]

Must be cold in there

[SquirrelDip]

Very funny!

My son got teeth just before he was 4 months old... He was off "the boob" shortly thereafter... I had to really refrain from giggles when I heard wifey scream (especially when the 'colourful' language followed).

[Capmaster]

Very funny!

My son got teeth just before he was 4 months old... He was off "the boob" shortly thereafter... I had to really refrain from giggles when I heard wifey scream (especially when the 'colourful' language followed).

I wouldn't have been able to stifle the laughter

[Doramius]

What's funny is when the wife and you are out shopping while the 3-month old is being babysat. She hears another baby cry and her shirt instantly is drenched.

[Capmaster]

What's funny is when the wife and you are out shopping while the 3-month old is being babysat. She hears another baby cry and her shirt instantly is drenched.

Worse when it's your shirt

[Doramius]

I slept on the couch for a while while she was lactating. She had to put a plastic sheet and towel under the sheets before I would come back. I kept waking up to a cold wet bed (and no wet dream preceding it ). I never drank store bought milk for 10 months though .

[Capmaster]

I slept on the couch for a while while she was lactating. She had to put a plastic sheet and towel under the sheets before I would come back. I kept waking up to a cold wet bed (and no wet dream preceding it ). I never drank store bought milk for 10 months though .

Thanks. Now I have that image of you breast-feeding in my head

[Guest]

SHUT UP. Were due in 2 wks.

[Capmaster]

SHUT UP. Were due in 2 wks.

Congratulations Gee 8) Did you announce it and I missed it, or is this news?

[Guest]

missed it
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=224928&highlight=

[Capmaster]

missed it
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=224928&highlight=

I remember that thread now. June No wonder I had forgotten.

Well, congrats again. I hope you'll have pics soon

[Ripper2860]

DG,

Have you adjusted to the thought of being a dad? So what name did you pick?

[Guest]

The first 2 wks and last 2wks are the most stressful.I miss the buffer.

Name debate continues-edit

[Dr. DOS]

Dr. Gee.....

Cap has forgotten 'cause his kids are older but having little kids is F---ing Nuts... every day... all day long... You love 'em but at the same time you wanna beat them to make them understand.

Having one is cool... throw a few more into the mix and watch the insanity begin... Do you yourself a favor ... right after this one is born go get your bad boys snipped....

j/k Your colleague, Dr. DOS

[Capmaster]

Dr. Gee.....

Cap has forgotten 'cause his kids are older but having little kids is F---ing Nuts... every day... all day long... You love 'em but at the same time you wanna beat them to make them understand.

Having one is cool... throw a few more into the mix and watch the insanity begin... Do you yourself a favor ... right after this one is born go get your bad boys snipped....

j/k Your colleague, Dr. DOS

Dr. Dos is partly correct there. Time has a way of making all those hard times seem not so bad, but they were at the time

Take our older son TJ ...he didn't sleep through the night until he was about 2 yo. He was up every 2 hours for his bottle ...all night long ...no matter what we tried to break him of it.

Pam would take the night shift during the week, and on the weekends I would put on a full pot of coffee about 10pm., get a good book, and sit there with him in the swing ....waiting for that inevitable wake-up/feed/swing to sleep/wait 2 hours/repeat cycle

To this day whenever I think of those 2 years, and he's nearby, I'm tempted to just smack him in the back of the head

[badger_fruit]

SHUT UP. Were due in 2 wks.

OMG, same here!!
(and the pic is highly amusing!)

[Guest]

Dr. Gee.....

Cap has forgotten 'cause his kids are older but having little kids is F---ing Nuts... every day... all day long... You love 'em but at the same time you wanna beat them to make them understand.

Having one is cool... throw a few more into the mix and watch the insanity begin... Do you yourself a favor ... right after this one is born go get your bad boys snipped....

j/k Your colleague, Dr. DOS

Dr. Dos is partly correct there. Time has a way of making all those hard times seem not so bad, but they were at the time

Take our older son TJ ...he didn't sleep through the night until he was about 2 yo. He was up every 2 hours for his bottle ...all night long ...no matter what we tried to break him of it.

Pam would take the night shift during the week, and on the weekends I would put on a full pot of coffee about 10pm., get a good book, and sit there with him in the swing ....waiting for that inevitable wake-up/feed/swing to sleep/wait 2 hours/repeat cycle

To this day whenever I think of those 2 years, and he's nearby, I'm tempted to just smack him in the back of the head

If it gets too nutz....well.....

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[Capmaster]

But "Gislane"? Ahhh, who cares

[Guest]

http://www.greataupair.com/showprofile.cfm/locatorID/291748

35-year old woman, New Zealander national living in Switzerland who speaks English. She is a smoker with previous Au Pair experience that has a driver's license and is willing to do housework. She has a passport from New Zealand and a visa for United States.

I'll say.

[tompika]

We needed to put a load limit on the server for it has been quite loaded lately. Currently the load on the server is quite high so this auto protection system has kicked in.

[SquirrelDip]

Gr.Gee - This you first? Don't worry yourself too much with the stories that you're hearing around here. It's a bit of a turkey shoot on how much "work" you've got to look forward to.

I got lucky... Son was "on the boob" till 4 months when teeth broke through. Wife found that pumping was more of a pain than feeding so I never had feeding duties till that 4 month mark. Kid was sleeping 8 hours by that 4 month mark. I'm a night owl and wife is an early riser so someone was always awake when the kid was awake (so I never really lost any sleep)

However... Try having a 16 year old daughter (from wifes previous marriage)... Paging Nothcat, paging Northcat: Any ideas on how to get a boy-crazy 16 year old female in line??? Please be colourful - I need a laugh...

[Guest]

My first,but have been raising her 8yo for 6 years now. She doesnt work so I think we can manage.I wont be getting up in the middle of the night.

[SquirrelDip]

This just came to my inbox (rather fitting):


Things NOT to say to a pregnant woman:

"Honey, come on, you're blocking the big screen TV!"

"No, I don't mind. Helping you get up out of the chair is a bit habit forming."

"Sorry I can't give you a hug, my arms aren't that long."

"What do you mean, the seat belt won't fit?!"

"So the doctor said you're going to get, um, even bigger?"

"Why not wear one of my shirts? Oh, they don't fit either..."

"Bet you $20 I can outrun you across the back yard!"

"Come on, as soon as my team breaks this tied game, we'll leave for the hospital."

"Since your contractions are so far apart, how about cooking us some boiled cabbage and sourkraut before we leave?"

"Maybe someday you'll return the favor and tie MY shoes."

"But why can't you trim your own toe nails?"

..and anything said while she is looking in the mirror just after taking a bath.

[tompika]

OK I can see it now


My son did the same once to the girl across the street when she was taking a sunbath topless...

[SquirrelDip]

My son did the same once with the girl across the street when she was taking a sunbath topless...

But your son was 16...

[tompika]

But your son was 16...

Yeah 16 month old...

Really.