The difference between man and woman

[jimmalenko]

IMO this sums it up nicely:

(apologies in advance to shadowmistress, babyboo & any other Off Topic Post Women in our midst who may find this offensive)

Let me know if you do and I'll remove it


movie.wmv




This is played on MTV Australia during the middle of the day

[SLICK RICK]

A couple of very beautiful women there.

I think that I would agree with that man and the woman.

It may just be what the man said that makes what the woman said so true.

[Shadowmistress]

lol. Sad but true.

[jimmalenko]

lol. Sad but true.

Not too risque, SM ?

[Shadowmistress]

Not risque enough. I was expecting more of a stinger from you when I read the thread title.




(Think I just got another cavity)

[jimmalenko]

Not risque enough. I was expecting more of a stinger from you when I read the thread title.

In my drug-indu ... ummm ...... I mean ...... "new age" .... yes .... that'll do .... "new age" state, I felt that this simple clip sums it up unequivocally without needing to resort to anything more stinging.

The thing I can't believe is that this is played during the middle of the day

[AlecWest]

The thing I can't believe is that this is played during the middle of the day

Well, it's no worse than the Bridgestone commercial posted here:

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/images/guides/p1150732/depression.wmv

[Guest]

I dont get it.

[Goober57]

EDIT

[northcat_8]

difference between men and women....

men spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

women spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives defending it.

[Shadowmistress]

[bazooka]

difference between men and women....

men spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

women spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives defending it.

How true

[handyguy]

"men spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives trying to get back in it. "

Do you think that means that men aren't born virgins since they have already been in there?

[SLICK RICK]

difference between men and women....

men spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

women spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives defending it.

I like that one northcat.

[northcat_8]

I don't think so handyguy, by that logic that would also mean that all women are also lesbian...

and there is some debate whether that is actual fact or not...I personally believe that to be a fact...but I should also add that once you are in a "relationship" with the female, getting her to go both ways is more difficult than it is if you introduce that idea early on.

[Capmaster]

"men spend 9 months trying to get out of it and the rest of their lives trying to get back in it. "

Do you think that means that men aren't born virgins since they have already been in there?

A "full-body Shtupp"?

Do you remember what it was like? Me niether ...and.....besides ...that's your mother

[handyguy]

Lesbians are women who love women, that doesn't have anything to do with being inside another woman. Women are born virgins because they have a hymen. Men are not born virgins because they have already had their thingy in there.

An exception, of course, to those born C-section.

[Guest]

Lesbians are women who love women, that doesn't have anything to do with being inside another woman. Women are born virgins because they have a hymen. Men are not born virgins because they have already had their thingy in there.

An exception, of course, to those born C-section.

Interesting concept

[stiltman]

Lesbians are women who love women, that doesn't have anything to do with being inside another woman. Women are born virgins because they have a hymen. Men are not born virgins because they have already had their thingy in there.

An exception, of course, to those born C-section.

Interesting concept

to say the least

[Capmaster]

I was born C-section, so my virtue was intact 8)

[makntraks]

I was born C-section, so my virtue was intact 8)

My virtue is intact as well....
All I'm missing is "a little off the top"....

Game on,
makntraks

[ZAPPER]

I was born C-section, so my virtue was intact 8)

My virtue is intact as well....
All I'm missing is "a little off the top"....

Game on,
makntraks

My father told the doctor that he did a fine job and to keep the tip

[ViRaL1]

My take on the difference between men and women.

Women need a reason to sleep with someone.
ex: 'would you sleep with him? why?

Men need a reason not to.
ex: would you sleep with her? sure, why not?

[northcat_8]

All right "gentlemen" and "lady"....since I am back at work today I will explain the difference between men and women. ViRaL1 comes very very close.

Imagine this scenerio -

A woman is crossing a street and needs a ride. 2 cars are stopped at the light, the first car is a nice sporty BMW, with a well dressed average looking man behind the wheel. The 2nd car is a dented up car, with paint missing, but the driver is better looking than the other driver but not dressed nearly as well.

Which car will the woman approach first? The BMW of course. and yes you will, you money hounding, gold digging prostitutes.

A man is walking out of store, there is an attractive business woman sitting in a BMW, right beside her is an average looking woman wearing a string bikini laying across the hood of her primered and bondo'd '70 chevy Nova.

Which car will the man approach? Most of us would approach both but if we had to choose ONE, 99% of us would approach the Nova.

If any of you watch the Discovery Channel, they have a show on there called "The Human Sexes", once on that show they took 2 models, a man and a woman, who were both deemed highly attractive. Each model went into bars and asked 100 members of the opposite sex to go home with them.

The man asked 100 women to go home and spend the night with him and 100 women said "NO".

The woman asked 100 men to go home and spend the night with her and 85 said "YES" and of the 15 that said "NO" 14 of them apologized stating that their wife or girlfriend "was in town"....NOT that they were in a relationship, but that they were in town!!....only one guy...ONE said "NO" flat out (and I think he was gay).

Women by design are just the more sensible of the 2 sexes. If a woman goes to a car lot to buy a new car, she will buy one that sensibly fits her needs. Where as a man is more likely to buy one that "looks good" "is fast" and is more expensive than he can afford. Just think about it...how many men do you see driving Mini Vans?

Now with all that being said, as I've said before, if a man was meant to be monogomous, his key wouldn't fit so many locks


And I'll end this with the truest statement of fact that has ever been spoken

EVERY female is a prostitute. EVERY SINGLE one of them. We've all given this scenerio...."would you sleep with ________ for $1000? $100,000" You'll eventually reach a price. See, they are all prostitutes, we men just spend time bickering with them over price.

[Capmaster]

A classic worth repeating, northie