Wifes / Girlfriend Xmas Gifts

[Dr. DOS]

Mine... suitcase, shoes, clothes and some other small goodies. I wish she wanted computer or some woodworking tools. Anyone out there have a wife / gf who wants a new external HD or 18v cordless drill. I will be envious

[northcat_8]

you bought your wife a suitcase?

Sounds like a kid I have in class. For his 18th birthday his parents rented him a Ryder truck so he could move out

[pacmania_2001]

Sounds like a kid I have in class. For his 18th birthday his parents rented him a Ryder truck so he could move out

That is gold yet so mean at the same time.

[Dr. DOS]

you bought your wife a suitcase?

Yea... she wanted a little overnighter so she wouldn't have to use her "suitmaster 3000" (you know the mombo sized jobbies)

Anyhow NC... what are you springing for?

[Goober57]

New tires for the John Deere combine.

The little woman kept gettin' stuck when
she was harvesting the corn.

Merry Christmas ya'll.

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[Capmaster]

"suitmaster 3000"

Not this, I hope :

[BJ_M]

i hate to ask what the magnifying glass is for :P

[Hardcoreruss]

Shes got a Gucci handbag ,matching purse and a holiday with three of her mates so I get some bloody peace.

[Capmaster]

i hate to ask what the magnifying glass is for :P

I never noticed that before. Gotta try it when I get home

Wife is getting a bunch of smaller stuff she wants ...Little House DVDs, books, books and more books, a Chicago Cubs Monopoly game, books and more books

[BJ_M]

i thought some new clothes -- maybe like this she would like ..



then again -- maybe i should hire a new babysitter to "help" out ...

[Conquest10]

I prefer the first one, BJ_M.

[northcat_8]

I prefer the first one, BJ_M.

I'll take the ugly one

[SquirrelDip]

@Conquest10 - I have to agree but back then right?!?!? I'd hate to see what the current state is like - unless you're into that kind of thing... Then again, you know what they say about old broads: They don't tell, they don't swell and they're gratefull as hell.

[northcat_8]

My wife said she didn't want anything this year...<I'm not falling for that again>

I am getting her and my daughter a day at a spa, with the works. It contains all kinds of stuff that I don't know what are. It includes a 2 hour massage, facial, manicure, pedicure, oxygen treatments and a bunch of other shit.

Getting her some clothes and debating on getting her a new car. Not necessarily 05 new but a different car. She's been wanting a Jeep Grand Cherokee but I don't know, she said the other day that she likes a smaller car...so now I'm thinking something like a VW Jetta, Honda Accord, something along those lines, I'll probably hold off on the car until her birthday in March, I'm going to need something to offset the fact that I'm wanting to getting a motorcycle in the spring.

Probably a stocking stuffer or 2, she collect's Boyd's Bears so I'll probably get a few of those and that will be about it I think.

She's really a jewelry girl but last year I blew some big money on 2 rings.

[makntraks]

Mine wants a ring...

so I told her I'd make an appointment at the local piercing shop....

makntraks

[Capmaster]

Mine wants a ring...

so I told her I'd make an appointment at the local piercing shop....

makntraks

Don't forget the pics

[Hardcoreruss]

I prefer the first one, BJ_M.

I'll take the ugly one

Go on then, I will have the other 8)

[tekkieman]

It's pretty simple in my house. Have her make a list of things she wants/needs. Get everything on the list (all clothes should be one size smaller than required. Serves two purposes. The first is obvious, and worth double points . The second is that she can then feel free to return it for what she really wants).

Note: You really need to now your mate in order to score points on the size issue. It has been known to have the opposite effect. Some feel that they must have gained weight for the clothes not to fit, and then you're left with a depressed mate. Not fun!

[SquirrelDip]

Note: You really need to now your mate in order to score points on the size issue. It has been known to have the opposite effect. Some feel that they must have gained weight for the clothes not to fit, and then you're left with a depressed mate. Not fun!

Ohhhh so true!! - I'm totally agreeing with you on the 'return' point, buying the wrong size is an easy escape. Buying too big has equally large issues: "How big do you think I am???"

[tekkieman]

...to size 12 spouse "You look like a size 5!"

Ka-CHING! Jackpot.

[Capmaster]

It's pretty simple in my house. Have her make a list of things she wants/needs. Get everything on the list (all clothes should be one size smaller than required. Serves two purposes. The first is obvious, and worth double points . The second is that she can then feel free to return it for what she really wants).

Note: You really need to now your mate in order to score points on the size issue. It has been known to have the opposite effect. Some feel that they must have gained weight for the clothes not to fit, and then you're left with a depressed mate. Not fun!

Or it might work in your favor. They try it on and it's tight, they might not even mention it to you, but instead immediately drop some weight so they can wear it. That's work out nicely

[Doramius]

My wife's getting a Dyson Vacuum, Sex, a trip to NY & Niagara Falls & Toronto, and a card that says 'I'm tired & broke'.

My wife and I have an agreement that I don't buy her any lingere & clothes. She thinks I'm trying to turn her into Susie Homemaker with the stuff I buy. She likes more scantilly clad things. I'd buy her a form fitting full body bathing suit, she buys a thong and ribbon top. Don't hear any complaints from me though.

[makntraks]

Mine wants a ring...

so I told her I'd make an appointment at the local piercing shop....

makntraks

Don't forget the pics

Yeah, it'll be my "present" to all you here! 8)

makntraks

[Capmaster]

Mine wants a ring...

so I told her I'd make an appointment at the local piercing shop....

makntraks

Don't forget the pics

Yeah, it'll be my "present" to all you here! 8)

makntraks

8)

Just remember ...PMs only. Posting that kind if pic in the forum will get the thread closed down faster than a bull's ass at fly time

[Doramius]

I like those types of PMs. I remember this one time I was PM'd a beaver. Best nature shot I ever got. Thanks Capmaster.

[Capmaster]

I like those types of PMs. I remember this one time I was PM'd a beaver. Best nature shot I ever got. Thanks Capmaster.

A cute little fella My pleasure

[ViRaL1]

then again -- maybe i should hire a new babysitter to "help" out ...

Ass of the year?? :P

[Doramius]

I'll replace what she's sucking on with something a little more enjoyable.

A damn good Orange Julius, WTF were you thinking you sick perve?

[jimmalenko]

As I've mentioned somewhere else here, Lauren and I have a great arrangement - she likes shopping, I don't. She buys herself my gift to her. I buy myself her gift to me, generally from an online retailer. We're both happy

[rhegedus]

Flying lessons.