Don't you find this kinda weird and little sick ?

[BJ_M]

Well, it's official: Paris Hilton is more popular than anybody in sports. That's according to Staples' online charity auction of staplers that have been autographed by some of the biggest names in entertainment and sports. [www.staples.com/auction] At press time, the professional dilettante's stapler was going for $1,005, the highest offer so far. (Bidding goes through Dec. 6.) Donald Trump and Katie Couric are tied for second at $800. Of the 47 names in the sports category, Tiger Woods is first with a bid of $655. It seems the nation's fascination with the Lakers might be fading, though, given that the two lowest bids among sports figures are for VP of business operations Jeanie Buss and GM Mitch Kupchak. They have managed to fetch bids of just $40.

[Capmaster]

Yes. Disturbing that some spoiled brat fetches a higher price than Tiger.

More disturbing that they even have the auction ....and that people bid on any of them More money than sense, I guess

[Tommyknocker]

Brrinnng!
Hello?

Dah-deeee!

Pumpkin, what's wrong?
No one's bidding on my stapler. I thought you said everyone loves me. Wahhh!

They do, Sweetheart they do. Wait and see. I bet it won't be five minutes before someone bids $1005.00 for it.

*Sniff* Are you sure, Dah-dee?

Of course Muffin, of course. I have to go, talk to you when I get home, okay?

Okay. *Click*

Ms Pennywinkle!

Yes, Mr. Hilton?

Bid $1005.00 on my daughter's stapler on that stupid f**king auction, and take it out of petty cash.

Yes, Sir!

Brrrinng!

Hello?

Dah-deeee! You were right! Someone just bid $1005.00 on my stapler! How did you know?

A father knows these things. Gotta go okay?

Okay, Dahdee, Byeeee! *Giggle*

*Click*

[hech54]

The same organization who is taking Ashlee Simpson CD's in on trade is also following Paris Hilton around with signs saying stuff like:
WHY ARE YOU FAMOUS?

Good question actually.

[Capmaster]

The nail is nowhere in sight

Good call TK

[Doramius]

Some freak is probably sniffing the Stapler like it was Paris' dirty underpants.

[BJ_M]

Yes. Disturbing that some spoiled brat fetches a higher price than Tiger.

More disturbing that they even have the auction ....and that people bid on any of them More money than sense, I guess

it is for a charity it says .... so having the auction makes a little sense ..

but if they really wanted to raise money -- .............

[Doramius]

Yeah, have Paris go in the streets and prostitute for a week. You want to see a charity earn a lot of money. Salvation army would be funded for 3 years from 1 weeks worth from Hilton.

[BJ_M]

i dont know -- she gets easily distracted by things , like cell phone calls and her hair ....

[lordsmurf]

She's not even cute. She's kinda weird looking.

[ZAPPER]

She's not even cute. She's kinda weird looking.

Yea well, scrub her down good and I might like to get a little weird with her.

[pacmania_2001]

You'd think with all the plastic surgery shes had that she'd get a nose job.

[BJ_M]

She's not even cute. She's kinda weird looking.

im glad you noticed as i thought i am the only one who thinks she is rather not good looking also ..

[ZAPPER]

That photo isn't her best side

[zzyzzx]

Some freak is probably sniffing the Stapler like it was Paris' dirty underpants.

Perhaps she sat on the stapler also.

Anyway, I think it's great that a few people are beating out all the sports figures. Personally I don't watch sports and consider them (as a whole) to be overpaid spoiled brats. At least Paris Hilton is cute.

[Heywould3]

i find it funny when i see or hear people say shes ulgy or damn i wouldnt go out with her.. and im talking about people like pam anderson paris hilton britney spears and the like.. thats plain BS :P they are all very cute.. not all beautiful but if you saw them in your local bar you would not be able to keep your eyes off them.. they stand out.. they are attractive but yes they are all strange in their own way that makes people say those things. anyway.. id do hilton is a heart beat.. ive done much worse and mihgt even do worse again. and to top it off shes loaded.. so ill be her rug if she wants me to be for the hilton $

sorry if this is sounding like an attack on anyone.. its not.. it stems from my friends mostly.. they all say the same things.. and i know its all BS.. all men are dogs.. if any of these women wanted one of us.. wed be like.. "heheh okay he what do i have to do hehha"

ok im done.. you can yell at me now

[Capmaster]

You weren't supposed to let that secret out Heywould Didn't they make you swear to the oath when you were 13 ..."I swear by all that is holy that I will never reveal to any woman the fact that I, like all other men (the oath has "straight" in it now at this point), when horny enough, would do anything ......an ..y....th...ing .... for a hot looking female ...on the outside chance that a rousing game of hide the baloney is a remote possibility".

[Devanshu]

Anyone else see south park last night...I caught a little bit and it was about paris hilton opening a store in south park(called stupid little whores) w/ paris hilton merchandiese...including her perfume "skanque".
I love that show.

[Tommyknocker]

i find it funny when i see or hear people say shes ulgy or damn i wouldnt go out with her.. and im talking about people like pam anderson paris hilton britney spears and the like.. thats plain BS :P they are all very cute.. not all beautiful but if you saw them in your local bar you would not be able to keep your eyes off them.. they stand out.. they are attractive but yes they are all strange in their own way that makes people say those things. anyway.. id do hilton is a heart beat.. ive done much worse and mihgt even do worse again. and to top it off shes loaded.. so ill be her rug if she wants me to be for the hilton $

sorry if this is sounding like an attack on anyone.. its not.. it stems from my friends mostly.. they all say the same things.. and i know its all BS.. all men are dogs.. if any of these women wanted one of us.. wed be like.. "heheh okay he what do i have to do hehha"

ok im done.. you can yell at me now

Me first:
Paris Hilton...I pass
Pamela Anderson...I pass
Britney Spears...I pass
Mrs. Tommyknocker...We have a winner!!!!

[fritzi93]

Me next:

1) Paris No.

2) Pamela No way.

3) Britney Nope.

4) Mrs. Fritz

[Capmaster]

My list:

Paris: NFW, no how
Pamela:
Britney: Damn straight
Mrs. Fritz: Don't know. I've never met her

[Tommyknocker]

More power to ya, Man. I married my fantasy girl.

[northcat_8]

Paris' sister is much hotter and much better looking.

[Heywould3]

My list:

Paris: NFW, no how

Hey Cap....

[Capmaster]

My list:

Paris: NFW, no how

Hey Cap....

I also think Angelina Jolie looks like a largemouth bass ...and I'm apparently in a minority around here, so ...no surprise. But ...IMO ....Paris Hilton is a skank :P

[Heywould3]

to all of you here you need this

[lordsmurf]

I also think Angelina Jolie looks like a largemouth bass .

Whoa.. whoa... let's not go overboard here. 8)
She's looked pretty good as a bleach-blond in the movie where she was a journalist.

Pamela. Getting a bit old, and has a nasty STD too. No thank you.

[Doramius]

I'd bang Paris, but her head looks like a disproportionate Barbie head. She needs a dyke style bowl cut trim to her hair. Big Hair went out with Poison and White Snake.

Angelina Jolie, I like the Big Lips and large mouth.

[eag182]

Did someone say Stapler?

[Doramius]

You looking for something to sniff. GLue might be safer, in many different aspects.