goober57

[gooberguy]

You loser!! you took my name!!!

lol Just Kidding...

[Goober57]

You loser!! you took my name!!!

lol Just Kidding...

Stand back everybody........give me room........




Hello, my very dear friend,

I am truly and deeply sorry. It was an honest mistake.
Actually I thought you might be the son that I lost
many many years ago. We loved him dearly. We cared for
him, bathed him, clothed him and fed him.

Then one day he was gone. Yes my friend, he was gone.
I dropped him off at the Salvation Army, but that's
beside the point. Now that I think about it, I never
did like him very much, that stupid little twit.

Ugly. Yeah, that's what he was. Ugly. I could push
his face into some dough and make monster cookies.

The little woman hasn't been the same since he's
been gone. She's completely broken-hearted. I wish
she would leave too. She spends all of her time grazing
in the grass.

So, as you can see my friend, I meant no harm. I hope
you will welcome me into the bossom of your heart
with warmth and friendship.

Best wishes, my very, very dear friend. Best wishes.


















Okay, the rest of you are wondering what I'm gonna say now.

You're expecting me to say something stupid....right??????

No, I won't stoop that low. This is NOT the place to do that.



























THIS is the place to do that.

A bubbling cesspool doesn't have as much solidified CRAP
as that trainload that I just dished out.

Ouch, it hurts so much to be that nice. I wonder if he believed
any of it. I'm just glad he isn't reading this way down here!!!

Oh boy, when I'm good, I'm VERY good! Now it's time for my meds.

_________________________

............FOR LIFE

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Is that you Dad ?

[SLICK RICK]

[glockjs]

bunch of goobers around here