Watch out for imposters! Only one post whoring YODA here!

[yoda313]

Hello,

I am not the only registered YODA on this website! Beware of imposters:



You'll know it's me by my avatar(Star Wars) and my post count! All the others are inferior in that regard!

Kevin

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[VCDHunter]

Hello,

Plus the fact that you start your posts with "Hello".

VCDHunter.

[bazooka]

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[yoda313]

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Hello,

Um... NO!

Kevin

---Only ONE id for me!!!! ----

[Capmaster]

Did you really think you would stop posting long enough for any of us to actually go looking for you? Or wondering which forum you're in?

You must be joking You're ALWAYS logged in, and you're ALWAYS in OT.

[yoda313]

Did you really think you would stop posting long enough for any of us to actually go looking for you? Or wondering which forum you're in?

You must be joking You're ALWAYS logged in, and you're ALWAYS in OT.

Hello,

NOT ALWAYS!!

And I'm not always logged in. Just 84% of the day!

Kevin

[CoasterCreator]

yeah you sleep eat and poop the other 16 %

[yoda313]

Hello,

yeah you sleep eat and poop the other 16 %

I thought you knew me by know, I watch STAR WARS the other 16%!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Then you must be awfully backed up by now Nobody get anything sharp close to Yoda

[yoda313]

Then you must be awfully backed up by now Nobody get anything sharp close to Yoda

Hello,

Nah... I have a tv/dvd player in the bathroom too!

Kevin

[northcat_8]

So have to wonder...are they all wankers or just the "313" one?

[yoda313]

So have to wonder...are they all wankers or just the "313" one?

Hello,

:P :P :P

Kevin

--I wonder how many here have registered with a Star Wars related screen name???? Would they all be wankers to you???? --

[northcat_8]

No just ones named Yoda

[Capmaster]

[makntraks]

No just ones named Yoda

Wouldn't that be 'Yoda%'... hate to leave any of the others out...

makntraks

[northcat_8]

No just ones named Yoda

Wouldn't that be 'Yoda%'... hate to leave any of the others out...

makntraks

[yoda313]

No just ones named Yoda

Wouldn't that be 'Yoda%'... hate to leave any of the others out...

makntraks

Hello,

I think you mean "YODA#"!

Kevin

[northcat_8]

No just ones named Yoda

Wouldn't that be 'Yoda%'... hate to leave any of the others out...

makntraks

Hello,

I think you mean "YODA#"!

Kevin

[Devanshu]

Shows you how many star wars geeks are out there. :P

[glockjs]

Hello,

Plus the fact that you start your posts with "Hello".

VCDHunter.

[bazooka]

What about Yoda@$*&^?

[Doramius]

I got this song stuck in my head now.

I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen
A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!"
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I lifted a box
I lifted some rocks
Well, I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
"And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your giude."
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
"But remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed."
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray
A lifetime contract I have signed
And I'll be making these movies until the end of time with my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

[yoda313]

Hello,

Doramius - LOVE WEIRD AL!!!

That's just about the only Star Wars parody I like!

That and Weird Als "The Saga Begins"

Kevin

[ViRaL1]

yeah you sleep eat and poop the other 16 %

Who logs off to poop???

That's why they make wireless cards for laptops.

[Doramius]

Wireless Laptops? And here I have a tower in the bathroom on a LAN.

[ViRaL1]

My bathroom is kinda small. Plus the humidity from showers isn't very good for it.

[Doramius]

My bathroom is kinda small. Plus the humidity from showers isn't very good for it.

Who takes a shower? j/k

[ViRaL1]

True, I guess that would make it hard to post.

[yoda313]

True, I guess that would make it hard to post.

Hello,

Can't you just put a clear waterproof bag over the laptop and leave it on a rack while you shower????

Kevin

[bazooka]

True, I guess that would make it hard to post.

Not if you had speech dictation software.