Some people just don't get it!

[Goober57]

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3905693/detail.html

[Dr. DOS]

Father-in-law, retired police officer, said they wouldn't have made half their arrests if it wasn't for their [the bad guys] pure stupidity.

[Capmaster]

Stupid shit is only dimly aware of the world around him, eh?

The silver lining: He can't reproduce in prison and befoul the gene pool any further

[northcat_8]

Stupid shit is only dimly aware of the world around him, eh?

The silver lining: He can't reproduce in prison and befoul the gene pool any further

Yea but I bet he gets practiced on

[Capmaster]

Stupid shit is only dimly aware of the world around him, eh?

The silver lining: He can't reproduce in prison and befoul the gene pool any further

Yea but I bet he gets practiced on

At least there's that

Or the hope he'll end up getting pounded to death with a toilet seat lid, while it was still attached ...like Dahmer

[yoda313]

Stupid shit is only dimly aware of the world around him, eh?

The silver lining: He can't reproduce in prison and befoul the gene pool any further

Yea but I bet he gets practiced on

At least there's that

Hello,

Yeah but what if he gets sent to an insane asylum with mad genetic scientists who could clone dna??? They could make hundreds of them

kevin

[CoasterCreator]

this guy should be the next villan in the superman movie


what a great master mind :P

[Cobra]

with mad genetic scientists who could clone dna???

What do you have against us?

[yoda313]

with mad genetic scientists who could clone dna???

What do you have against us?

Hello,



I haven't known you long enough to classify you as "mad".... though maybe the other ot post whores could chime in on that....

Kevin

[Cobra]

I think I'm the quiet one that nobody notices. That's the most dangerous variety.

[adam]

I saw a program on tv called world's stupidest criminals that had all kinds of stories like this. There was one where some guy robbed a liquor store at gunpoint. The clerk said they needed his id because the register wouldn't open without putting in his birtdate. He gave it to her and she made note of his name and address for the police.

[yoda313]

I saw a program on tv called world's stupidest criminals that had all kinds of stories like this. There was one where some guy robbed a liquor store at gunpoint. The clerk said they needed his id because the register wouldn't open without putting in his birtdate. He gave it to her and she made note of his name and address for the police.

Hello,

Recently here in southeastern Michigan several people at a gas station found a trick for free gas.

They used their Drivers License in the slot! It recorded all their info but they got the gas without paying for it.

Until the cops were notified and they retrieved their records.... DOH!

Kevin

[Devanshu]

From: http://maxpages.com/klingel/Stupid_Criminals

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home
parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an
ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal
gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had.

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned
that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking
the report called the phone and told the guy that answered
that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy
the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I,
after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and
stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out
they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each,
and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that
police officers easily jumped him from behind.


The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that
a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said
he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into
a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for
breaking into the school.


Drug-possession defendant Christopher Johns, on trial in
March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched
without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer
didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's
jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Christopher,
who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in
court. He handed it over so the judge could see it.
The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket
and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to
compose himself.

[Doramius]

Here's a stupid criminal.

A masked man stole $1500 from a charity auction and ran 3 blocks to his vehicle unnoticed. The man drives 5 minutes and gets pulled over by a cop because his car's license plate was dragging on the road with sparks by a coathanger. The guy pulled over and the trunk opened up upon braking, exposing the bags of money to the cop.

[bazooka]

I think I'm the quiet one that nobody notices. That's the most dangerous variety.

You are right sir.

The quiet individuals are the most deadly.

[Capmaster]

I think I'm the quiet one that nobody notices. That's the most dangerous variety.

You are right sir.

The quiet individuals are the most deadly.

Either that or they're unconscious and you can pick their pockets

[Doramius]

I'm quiet, and yes they are deadly too.

[CoasterCreator]

You are right sir.

You are right sir.

The quiet individuals are the most deadly.

my wifey says tha all the time after a long night of pizza and beer