Does anyone here have a maid?

[Capmaster]

Anyone have a maid? Anyone have a wife who wants to hire a maid? Why?

[Conquest10]

Nope. Don't have one. Maybe its because of how I was raised but I would never get one. My mom would whip my ass if she ever found out I did hire one.

[Craig Tucker]

I've got a wife and 2 kids. I cant afford a maid.

[Hardcoreruss]

If by maid you mean cleaner than Yes I have one.

[Cobra]

When I lived at Uni we had a cleaning lady called Sandie. She was brilliant - she used to do our kitchen, toilets and floors and we always talked to her when we had problems or needed advice.

Our rooms and everything else was our responsibility, but for a house of 13 lads we somehow kept it pretty clean.

[pyscrow]

Yeah - sorta.

Lent a few bucks to a friend of my wife a while back, and she is working it off doing some housework. (I work 12 hour days, and my wife is extremely lazy, so the only housework done is what I do on the weekends,) so she comes in wednesday to give the joint the once over.

And before you ask, no their is definately NOT another way I would get her to work it off, she was smilled upon by the god of 'fat n ugly'.

[tweedledee]

My wife's family in the Philippines have maids, and when I go there they treat me like a king. Last time I taught them how to cook French toast and fry eggs sunny side up. My breakfasts were fantastic after that. They can read my mind because the San Miguel beer appears just when I'm thinking "God, I feel as dry as a dingo's donga"

[Capmaster]

"God, I feel as dry as a dingo's donga"

[northcat_8]

are you kidding Cap I work in a public school system, I can barely afford a house, let alone hiring someone else to clean it

[DVD_Ripper]

No maid here... although since my wife works too I was looking into someone to come in and clean up once a week. Don't have a clue what that'll cost. Anyone else have costs?

[Capmaster]

I felt my butt cheeks clench just now. OMG what a homely woman ... A classic piece of photochopping

[Hardcoreruss]

Mine costs £11 per hour and comes every Wednesday for 2 hours. They are fully insured also.

[Capmaster]

Mine costs £11 per hour and comes every Wednesday for 2 hours. They are fully insured also.

That's actually not bad when the alternative is hours of nasty work. I'd pay it

[DVD_Ripper]

What's that about $20.00 US dollars per hour? Not bad... I may have to look into that as well.

Tim

[gitreel]

Quack Valenti could be my maid anytime.

[Capmaster]

It'd be a good way to score some major points with the "little woman"

[Guest]

Our cleaning lady charges $50 for the whole house.I'm bummed shes on materity leave

[Capmaster]

Our cleaning lady charges $50 for the whole house.I'm bummed shes on materity leave

maybe someone will loan you his outfit?

[Hardcoreruss]

The bloke opposite me lives in London (I live in the superbs) so it is much more expensive. He pays £15 for two hours and she irons all of his shirts also. Now that is a bargain !!!

[indolikaa]

Hell no!

I do all the cleaning. With pride! It's my contribution to the household finances, seeing that my wife makes all the money...

I tell you what. If I had a maid that looked live DVD_Ripper's maid, I'd disavow myself of women and start masturbating with a cheese grater on a regular basis. What an UGLY bitch. :P

[flaninacupboard]

An odd living arrangemnt for me means that all my cooking and washing and ironing get done, and i only have to clean my room. all the washing up gets done too.

Oh, and my lunch gets cooked for me too. it's nice

[Hardcoreruss]

An odd living arrangemnt for me means that all my cooking and washing and ironing get done, and i only have to clean my room. all the washing up gets done too.

Oh, and my lunch gets cooked for me too. it's nice

Nice wife if you can get one that does that.

Mine stays firmly rooted to the sofa.

[Rookie64]

Nope...I don't live in a mansion


I'm not much of a slob either, so it's not that hard to clean up after myself


My neighbor will use his snowblower on my driveway during bad winters...if that counts.