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[Guest]

I know this has been done before,but I find all of these scams interesting.This one must be legit because a doctor sent it to me

DR.STEPHEN SIMBA.
DIRECTOR OF PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION.
SOUTH AFRICA MINING & ENERGY.
E-MAILtepsimba@mail2director.com.


I am Dr. Stephen Simba, a native of Cape Town in South Africa and Director
of Project Implementation with the South Africa Department of Mining & Natural Resources.I apologize for using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business of this magnitude but this is due to Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium.Be informed that a member of the South Africa Export Promotion Council(SEPC)who was on the Government delegation to your country during a trade exhibition gave your enviable particulars to me.I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described Hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction.

Within the Department of Mining & Natural Resources where I work as Director and with the cooperation of four other top officials,we have in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Eight Million five hundred thousand United States Dollars($8 500 000 000)which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company /individual to receive the said fundon our behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to receive such funds.More so we arehandicapped in the circumstances as the South Africa Civil Service Code of Conduct does not allow us tooperate offshore account hence your importance in the whole transaction.

This amount $8,5million represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign contracting firm which we the officials over invoiced deliberately.Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount which we have in principles gotten approval to remit by Key tested Telegraphic Transfer to any foreign bank account you will provide by filing in an application through the Ministry of Justice here in South Africa for the transfer of rights and privileges of the former contractor to you.

I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction,Your share will be 25% of $8,5million,70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses. The business itself is 100% safe on your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality,Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction.I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me,Endeavor to contact me immediately through my email address stepsimba@mail2director.com to confirm if you are interested in this deal.

If you are not it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal.I want to assure you that my partners and myself are in a position to make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please remember to treat this matter very confidential because we will not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government Service.

Once again remember that time is of great essence in this transaction,Positive response should be accompanied with your most private telephone and fax numbers so I can reach you immediately with more informations.

Yours Truly,
Dr. Stephen Simba.

[Doramius]

Ask him if you can f**k his wife, girlfriend and/or daughter(s). If he says no, tell him you're trusting him with your most private things, he should trust you with his.

[The village idiot]

Doctor of proctology through sexual contact.