Tekkieman and DVD_Ripper Celebration Dinner

[Capmaster]

Well, there was a fine turnout for the 1,000th post celebration buffet dinner to honor tekkieman and DVD_Ripper on their achievements.

The banquet hall was very nice - each table was equipped with a fire extinguisher, sushi-flavored KY jelly and small gravy packets. It would have been nicer if they had provided a broadband connection too, but for 30 cents per person, we can't complain. Nice job Will, finding it on such short notice

Once again, alcohol was served and the dinner turned rowdy even before the dessert (flan) was served. Indo had to try to impress babyboo with his blue darts, and Northcat, Hardcoreruss and myself got into a rather lengthy belching contest. No winner was announced, but it sure was fun

Nice job on dropping all that weight in only 3 days babyboo 8)

Name the post whores you can spot in the picture

[DVD_Ripper]

What a phenomenal dinner it was .... by the way, thanks, I look like I lost a few pounds

Gitreel seemed a little quiet that evening ... not sure what was up with him. Babyboo... as always, with the 'light up the room' smile.

Thanks Cap.... couldn't have done it without your presidential direction.

[Capmaster]

What a phenomenal dinner it was .... by the way, thanks, I look like I lost a few pounds

Gitreel seemed a little quiet that evening ... not sure what was up with him. Babyboo... as always, with the 'light up the room' smile.

Thanks Cap.... couldn't have done it without your presidential direction.

Presidential what?? Ohhh, "direction" 8)

NP. It was a nice break from the usual

[tekkieman]

And just why was I seated way in the back? Next time, I demand the head table! BTW, all the gravy packets were missing from our table. Weird....

[indolikaa]

When I hit 5,000 posts, I expect to see a massive dinner punctuated by unholy amounts of vodka and the finest Swedish prostitutes money can buy...

And enough wine coolers to keep Northcat_8 busy.

[888888]

That's me at the table of honor looking as cheerful as ever. What a great dinner it was until the eventual unpleasantness. Sorry about cracking that 40oz malt liquor bottle over your head Dvd_Ripper. I thought you were referring to my momma.

[northcat_8]

nice job cap, you are getting better and better at PS.

Indo my friend.....I have an idea for your 5000th and I've been toying around with it...if I can get it to look like I want it, you will be proud. But at the rate of your whoredom 5000 might be cutting it kind of close.

[indolikaa]

nice job cap, you are getting better and better at PS.

Indo my friend.....I have an idea for your 5000th and I've been toying around with it...if I can get it to look like I want it, you will be proud. But at the rate of your whoredom 5000 might be cutting it kind of close.

If you put my face on Senator Clinton's body...

[tekkieman]

Ok Cap, this is all I could find, plus a couple of guesses.

[DVD_Ripper]

That's me at the table of honor looking as cheerful as ever. What a great dinner it was until the eventual unpleasantness. Sorry about cracking that 40oz malt liquor bottle over your head Dvd_Ripper. I thought you were referring to my momma.

I'll get over it.... It was referring to another MILF ... plus not sure if your Mom fits into that MILF catagory More like MULF (Mothers UnLikely....

[stiltman]

Looks like I didn't make it into another group picture

[Capmaster]

Tekkieman - You almost have it, but I didn't put you in the picture (since you were in the first one - I'm trying to use everyone's pic eventually). Also, that's not housepig Plus, there's a party crasher. Not Valenti again, but another familiar face around here I'll post a key shortly.

[tekkieman]

Looks like I didn't make it into another group picture

I'll be happy to put you in a picture stilt! It might not be what you were hoping for though!

It will have to wait until I get home tonight though. No Photoshop or Paintshop here.

[Capmaster]

Looks like I didn't make it into another group picture

You were in the first one where we voted on using the donation money. Didn't you see yourself? You're behind and to the right of tekkieman. Here it is again:

[stiltman]

Looks like I didn't make it into another group picture

You were in the first one where we voted on using the donation money. Didn't you see yourself? You're behind and to the right of tekkieman. Here it is again:

Dang, doesn't even look like me....who gave me a haircut?????

Thanks

[Capmaster]

Looks like I didn't make it into another group picture

You were in the first one where we voted on using the donation money. Didn't you see yourself? You're behind and to the right of tekkieman. Here it is again:

Dang, doesn't even look like me....who gave me a haircut?????

Thanks

I didn't think the "Wierd Al Yankovic" look was working for you in that pic. That'll be five bucks for the haircut ...

[northcat_8]

nice job cap, you are getting better and better at PS.

Indo my friend.....I have an idea for your 5000th and I've been toying around with it...if I can get it to look like I want it, you will be proud. But at the rate of your whoredom 5000 might be cutting it kind of close.

If you put my face on Senator Clinton's body...

He could put your face on Monica Lewinski's body, while she is wearing her "stained" blue dress

[Doramius]

And just why was I seated way in the back? Next time, I demand the head table! BTW, all the gravy packets were missing from our table. Weird....

Craig and Offline must have been at your table at some point.

I was there for like 15 minutes, but had to leave because of something I had eaten earlier. Couldn't blue dart that one.

[Capmaster]

And just why was I seated way in the back? Next time, I demand the head table! BTW, all the gravy packets were missing from our table. Weird....

Craig and Offline must have been at your table at some point.

I was there for like 15 minutes, but had to leave because of something I had eaten earlier. Couldn't blue dart that one.

Me too - the food! I don't think chicken is supposed to be served medium-rare. I guess that's what we should expect for 30 cents a person

[tekkieman]

And just why was I seated way in the back? Next time, I demand the head table! BTW, all the gravy packets were missing from our table. Weird....

Craig and Offline must have been at your table at some point.

I was there for like 15 minutes, but had to leave because of something I had eaten earlier. Couldn't blue dart that one.

Me too - the food! I don't think chicken is supposed to be served medium-rare. I guess that's what we should expect for 30 cents a person

It's not medium-rare when it still has feathers.

[Doramius]

Gotta remember about western meats too. The hormones used are like greasing your intestines.

When they say it'll 'Hit you like a flash', it means you just ate greased lightning. I can set a watch after eating ribs at Chili's.

[DVD_Ripper]

Babyboo hasn't been online for a while ... and didn't respond to her new hair color.....

[Capmaster]

Babyboo hasn't been online for a while ... and didn't respond to her new hair color.....

I hope we didn't scare her off

[tekkieman]

Babyboo hasn't been online for a while ... and didn't respond to her new hair color.....

I hope we didn't scare her off

It was northcat!

[Doramius]

Damn, Northcat. Quit trying to Red Wing our incoming women, so early. Let them lower their defenses a bit and we can all sup on it together. :P

[northcat_8]

Damn, Northcat. Quit trying to Red Wing our incoming women, so early. Let them lower their defenses a bit and we can all sup on it together. :P

Um...yea...about babyboo.....
um.....sorry about that. I didn't scare her off though....she has been.....ummmmmm......."busy" the past 4-5 days.....she'll be back once she regains proper hydration. Not my fault, it was heavy this month and...well you guys know how helpful Northcat is.....a friend in need is a friend indeed, especially when it bleeds

[DVD_Ripper]

That's it... she's gone for good now....

[northcat_8]

Nah....she's above being offended by internet banter.

Now I know most might consider this a crazy idea, an outlandish suggestion, and it might teeter on the verge of insanity but you know...she might actually have a job or even a real life

I know, I know...difficult to fathom let alone conceptualize...but could be possible

[tekkieman]

I've seen her picture (if that's really her). She could definately have a real life. But what I don't understand northcat, what does having a job have to do with it?

[Doramius]

I have a real life. THere may be moments of pathetic. Other moments of sheer bliss. And then there are moments of just being a post whore here. The true meaning of having a real life is that you got to do it all at the same time while flaming a noob's a** and then grabbing their head and rubbing it in their dirty underwear after flaming them. Life just doesn't get any better than that.