Best Lines When -You Don't Care-

[Doramius]

Let me poin't you in the direction of someone who cares -
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I don't sell tickets to ride the give-a-dam.
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f**k off and die
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If I cared what you thought, I might have unsderstood what you just said.
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If I had a switch on my ear, it would be off when you start speaking.
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I'm selective hearing and I haven't picked you.
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I think the wall has an interest in what you just said.

[tekkieman]

Whatever....

[northcat_8]

"Best lines when I don't care"

I guess my question is if you don't care why have a line?

If I don't care I just quit listening or say "I don't care", if the person is really persistent then I will say something like "why don't you shut the **** up " The second one has been a no fail comment so far, either the person shuts the **** up or a fight breaks out...either way I don't have to listen to some shit I could careless about.

[gitreel]

My best line is

I only listen to every tenth person, and it's not your turn.

[stiltman]

The only one I use...

I don't give a [insert various words]

[gitreel]

Or you could use the obvious

You are not worth expending the energy to listen to.

[Doramius]

Right now I'm more interested in my constipation than what you have to say.
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I haven't found a place that cares. When I do I will have completely forgotten you.
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#1 - my interests are more important than yours.
#2 - If you don't like it, refer to #1.

[Sifaga]

"thats outside of my salary range"

"Thats outside of my comfort zone"

"Thats not in my job description"

[gitreel]

www.whogivesaflip.com

[Ripper2860]

Here's a quarter -- call someone who gives a shit !!

[Grimey]

Whoopdee-fuckin-doo

[northcat_8]

In the spirit of the exercise...and since the post whore contingent are all out turning tricks elsewhere...other responses I like are:

"So"

"I'm sorry I wasn't listening, they repeat, what....it keeps going"

"Are you still talking?"

If I am being an *******, then I will act extremely interested....they talk, I agree and say "Reeeally", I can't believe....you know way over exaggeration, like I am hinging on every word.

"Ok, what have I ever done that would make you think I would even care about that?"

"I'm deaf in my right ear" (or whichever ear is closer to them)

"I see your lips moving but all I'm hearing is (charlie Brown's teacher) waaawaaa waawaa."

"Jesus...do you ever NOT talk?"

All in all, shut the **** up is my favorite.

[indolikaa]

"Excuse me, sir. Would you mind opening up this can of Shut The **** Up?"

"I'm busy, young'un. Why don't you go play hide-and-go-****-yourself."

[gitreel]

To quote something I posted in the test forum

[lordsmurf]

STFU
Are you still talking?
Go away.
Whatever it is ... I don't care.
Blah blah blah STFU. Thanks. Goodbye.

Or if it's on the phone: Hold On. (Then set down the phone and walk away.)

[indolikaa]

Or if it's on the phone: Hold On. (Then set down the phone and walk away.)

I do that, too. It's one of my favorites!

[Guest]

Bend over and cough.

That guy couldnt get laid in a French whorehouse with a fist full of 50's

[Capmaster]

"Like I give a fart in a windstorm"

"Pardon me, but you're confusing me with someone who gives a shit"

"That's as important to me as the price of putty in Ethiopia"

"Let me unzip so you can talk into the mike"

[Doramius]

There's someone I'd like you to meet that's interested in what you have to say -

[pacmania_2001]

I just look away from them at things like my watch or just space then when they ask if I'm listening I'll just say no then walk off.

Works on most people I work with.

[Devanshu]

A few things...

WTF on a stick
I could care less
I dont give a <insert vulgarity here>

Sometimes I just space out and nod along

[DVD_Ripper]

You have an astute observation of the obvious

[offline]

"There are two types of dog turd. Wet, which you step on and squash and the other which dries up and blows away."

[Cobra]

I'm not paid enough to care.

[gitreel]

Ask me if I give a F**k

[hech54]

"I'll bet if you looked REALLY REALLY hard.....you just might find someone who cares less than I do"