Gits At Work

[Doramius]

Okay, the first picture is when I got to work. THe second is when I got out. This has been happening quite often and not just to me. I decided to take a picture today of it. If you notice, the guy on the right didn't even pull all the way in. There was 4 feet between the wall and his front bumper. It's a good thing I'm thin. I had to get in on the passenger side. It's okay, I've been deflating the cherokee's tires for 3 weeks now. I take a pen and hold it to the valve stem for about 5 seconds. The driver's front side was showing so I started the driver's rear on monday.

[tekkieman]

Attach 18" pointed steel rods to both sides of your vehicle. That should stop it!

[redwudz]

Something I've done occasionally is take two empty beer (or other type) cans with me , set them partially in the neighboring parking spots. Most people will too lazy to get out and move them or afraid to run over them. Works for me.

[northcat_8]

why not just take up 2 spaces? Or pull in a little sideways.

[joecav]

The guy in the black SUV is a total di*k. I would accidently have my keys come into vigorous contact with his passenger side door.

[Doramius]

Looks like the guy to my left did take up 2 spaces. At my work, if you deliberately take up 2 spaces they can tow you. I had one guy towed once because I couldn't get into my car. Problem is I had to wait 40 min. for the tow truck to come. WHile I was leaving the guy came out to his car. I heard from a co-worker the guy was pissed because he had to pay the tow-truck fees. A call like that is about $120 after 5pm. It's also not like there isn't room. I parked a little to the right, but am still in the lines and can get in and out as long as someone is not over the line to my left. unfortunately, the guy to my left needed more space. Damn fat a**.

It's okay. It's usually the same jeep that parks to the left. His car will be getting a little worse gas mileage and start leaning and veering to the left soon. I think he works in the Title Agency a few floors down from me.

[northcat_8]

These people work with you right?

I would find the person in the truck and give him a "Listen up *******"


Also, if you take a small pebble and place it in his valve stem caps, the air will leak out slowly and all 4 tires go flat at the sametime.

[The village idiot]

I'd take a late lunch or early lunch and see if that dickhead was parked too close, if so call the wrecker to haul it's ass out of there. Or I'd buy a very cheap valve stem core removal tool, and pull out all 4 stem cores and leave them sitting on the hood. I'd also **** up the mirrors so they are way out of postion, at least the offending closest mirror. Everyday that this ****** parked too close, I would **** up his car even more until there was nothing left.

[thayne]

The guy in the black SUV is a total di*k. I would accidently have my keys come into vigorous contact with his passenger side door.

See! that's what I'm talking about! He deserves to be keyed....

[gshelley61]

Spill a little brake fluid on the hood... screws up the finish big time!

[thayne]

Or crack some eggs on the hood, let them bake on all day

[VCDHunter]

Make a note of his registration number and go and find out where he works and go ask him to move his car - if he refuses go and move it for him. One of these two twats must be scratching your paintwork when they get out of their motors. If it were me I'd wait for the fuckers after work and have a quiet word in their shell.

[offline]

All this nasty road rage stuff. Just leave a note on their windscreen
saying that there is something urgent you need to tell him/her about
their car and could they please call the work number listed.

If they ignore it then run the reg and confront them after work.
Stuffing with tires could cause an accident and injure innocent
people. Keying and or damaging duco is just plain criminal.

Keep some perspective - it's a car spot after all. Worst comes to
worst you could always phone in a prank call about vandals, quote
the rego and watch him/her scramble outside. Harmless fun is ok

[The village idiot]

OH, harmless fun it is... Don't suppose you could arrange for a large flock of pidgeons to rest over his vehicle? You know how they love to shit all over everything. I'd still tow the ******. Self important SOB's like that need to learn some manners.

[DVD_Ripper]

If you park a few spots down... does the Jeep still park on top of you?

I would be tempted to wait, with baseball bat in hand, to 'discuss' his driving challenges

[flaninacupboard]

hmm.

place a loaf od bread on top of the car, then move yours somewhere else. ho ho ho. just say you must have left it up there by mistake if questioned (leave some cans of coke or other groceries with it...)

[northcat_8]

after thinking this over...I think I would just wait in the parking lot on him to get to work and when he did it again I would beat his ******* head off the white line of the parking space until the bastard could remember that there are varying degrees of assholism and you have 3 stages to go before you really lose your temper.

[flaninacupboard]

after thinking this over...I think I would just wait in the parking lot on him to get to work and when he did it again I would beat his ******* head off the white line of the parking space until the bastard could remember that there are varying degrees of assholism and you have 3 stages to go before you really lose your temper.

OK........

[indolikaa]

These people work with you right?

I would find the person in the truck and give him a "Listen up *******"

YEAH!!!


What a ******* dick. I used to carry a piece of paper in my glovebox that had Mickey Mouse flipping the reader off, and it basically said, "If you **** like you park, you'll never get it in! ******** like you should take the bus!"

I'm much more subtle now. I just deflate their tires. Among other things...

[tekkieman]

"If you **** like you park, you'll never get it in! ******** like you should take the bus!"

I love it!

[DVD_Ripper]

after thinking this over...I think I would just wait in the parking lot on him to get to work and when he did it again I would beat his ******* head off the white line of the parking space until the bastard could remember that there are varying degrees of assholism and you have 3 stages to go before you really lose your temper.

OK........

I guess we'll all deny ever reading this.

[Doramius]

On the passenger side I did get marked by one car and he had been trying to fight that it wasn't him. I had an investigator take a look at it and he matched the paint and can even see where on the other car it had hit mine with the door. The investigator filled out a report and it's been sent to metro. Last I heard they tcketed him and he hasn't parked near me since. I also received $150 from my insurance company. This happened last year. The investigator did everything for me for free. I had helped him with his mortgage, so he did this pro-bono.

[northcat_8]

Assault is 3 days in Jail and a $100 fine. (1st offense)

I have an extra 100 bucks and the 3 days will be suspended because of over crowding. IF charges are even filed, most times they are dropped.

You could always just do nothing, stand around and be mad about it...that seems to be where you are right now anyway...how's that working out for you?

Say what you will but I definitely would confront him about it, I would have already done it. Now whether it escaladed into a physical confrontation would have been determined by how he reacted to it. But you can't confront without being willing to take that physical step with him if that's the route he chooses.

[Doramius]

Assault is 3 days in Jail and a $100 fine. (1st offense)

I have an extra 100 bucks and the 3 days will be suspended because of over crowding. IF charges are even filed, most times they are dropped.

You could always just do nothing, stand around and be mad about it...that seems to be where you are right now anyway...how's that working out for you?

Say what you will but I definitely would confront him about it, I would have already done it. Now whether it escaladed into a physical confrontation would have been determined by how he reacted to it. But you can't confront without being willing to take that physical step with him if that's the route he chooses.

I'm not really sure wether the owner of the cherokee is a man or woman. he/she works in a different business in the bulding. Its a 3 story building and there are several different business' on each level. My level has most of the financial brokers and dental & orthodontics practices. The lower floor has title companies and attorney offices. The top floor has a gymnastics & dance studio, and a couple of private medical practices. There's a certain lot where employees have to park. I have gone a few spaces to the left and to the right. Most often the Jeep is right next to me, but he parks close to everyone, almost as if he thinks he's got a wide swinging door. My car door is probably 6"+ longer than his is and I don't have a problem. The only way I can see a problem is if the guys or woman is a fata** and needs the extra room. If that's the case, he needs to join a health club or find a job where he's not sitting all day watching his a** grow. Nothing wrong with doing that, but don't take up 2 parking spaces just because your a** takes up 2 chairs.

I've tried confronting the person and have no problem with physical contact, if it gets to that point, but this person arrives late and leaves, much later than me. I've stayed late at work until 7:30 or 8PM and the person is still there. That's Why I think this person works on the first floor, because those are the people who are in the building the latest. Attorneys and title agents. I've been slowly deflating the tires and I might take the advice and put small gravel bits in each of the valves under a cap and have the air slowly leak out. Or get a core remover and loosen the cores to slowly leak out. If I were really pissed I'd just grab a knife and pop the tires.

Another thing is to take a salt and alchohol mix in a spray bottle and spray various parts of the paint, door handles, and muffler & Catalytic converter if the vehicle is high enough. Rusts it right through after a short time. Another thing you can do if you're really pissed at someone is throw a marble in their gas tank. The intake is small and won't let the marble through once it sucks it in. After a short time it stalls out from lack of gas. Once you try to restart the engine, the prime on the marble is released and it falls free until the suction draws it back in and it again cuts off the gas supply. Each time the prime is released, a small amount of gass is allowed back into the line and people hardly ever suspect a marble was dropped in the gasline. Also the gas eats away at your fingerprints on the glass, so nobody can find prints to trace to you.

[thayne]

Just park your car half way in his/her spot and wait for them to find you

Or even roll your tire right on the line, then when you leave enter via the passenger door

[stiltman]

All this nasty road rage stuff. Just leave a note on their windscreen
saying that there is something urgent you need to tell him/her about
their car and could they please call the work number listed.

If they ignore it then run the reg and confront them after work.
Stuffing with tires could cause an accident and injure innocent
people. Keying and or damaging duco is just plain criminal.

Keep some perspective - it's a car spot after all. Worst comes to
worst you could always phone in a prank call about vandals, quote
the rego and watch him/her scramble outside. Harmless fun is ok

OR

why don't you just park to his left? or in a different spot?

[VCDHunter]

What a ******* dick. I used to carry a piece of paper in my glovebox that had Mickey Mouse flipping the reader off, and it basically said, "If you **** like you park, you'll never get it in! ******** like you should take the bus!"

I used to have one of those but it said "Thanks for parking so ******* close next time leave a tin opener so I can get my car out". Very handy sometimes.

[tweedledee]

Print this out

[DVD_Ripper]

Print this out

That is sweet.... will no doubt keep a stack in my car...

[tekkieman]

Thanks tweedledee. Printing mine out now. Now we need one with indo's saying on it.