I've been away for a week...

[pacmania_2001]

As the title says I've been away for the week on holidays in Geelong and after not having internet access for a week I can't be screwed reading the two pages or so of posts that have happened since I've been away.

So who wants to provide me crib notes on whats been going on?

I'll post my vacation stories later, just waiting for the video from my friend of the body shots we did.

[Capmaster]

Capsule summary (Capmastersule summary):

Professor Khan had a misfire last week when he planned a class and then couldn't access the site. He was having DNS trouble. He missed a whole day of lectures

The "Post your picture here" thread is active once again. I've compiled a "class photo" of everyone who has submitted pics of themselves. The quality blows, but the forum won't accept an upload more than 60K :P

There has been a disturbing number of porn-related posts, from everything from "who's your favorite porn star" to "Do you like anime porn"

Teegee still hasn't shown up despite the pleas here. Jeex is missing in action here and at the politick forum. My theory is he got his keyboard accidentally plugged into his monitor (similar to Will plugging it into the mouse port) and jeex thought he was flaming all of us when he was really only flaming himself. I think that was enough to push him over the edge. He may be drooling in a corner somewhere using rubber silverware and mattress protectors.

That's all I can think of now that's worth noting. I'm sure I've forgotten alot and someone else can add to the summary

[pacmania_2001]

Sounds good.

I think I need one for Politick as well, way too many posts to go through.

[The village idiot]

Notice that the porn rotates on a yearly cycle? One of the threads was pulled up for exactly a year before. Kind of disturbing

[DVD_Ripper]

Cap didn't tell you he got banned (due to a technical glitch though) for about an hour. Rumor has it he kicked the cat and his hair is a tad whiter now.

[northcat_8]

And in case you were wondering...

Capmaster is still a vinyl goat *******, midget clown porn watcher. He was searching for downloads to collect all of the Serta Counting Sheep commercials, for his porn collection.

Indolikaa is still an *******. He wasn't having "DNS" issues, he passed out on wine coolers and over slept.

Village Idiot is still posting links to shit that no one should ever know about, let alone know where to find it.

Ripper is still a sick cocaine eyed prick. But was the voice of reason when Cap, Flan and Tekkie were trading recipies for some "toad in the hole" dish. You should have been here...after that Martha Capmaster went on to illustrate how to soften your hands while you do dishes. Julia Flananiacupboard did an expo on how to get those stubborn stains out of your white clothes using club soda. Tekkie Childs gave an excellent lecture on how to hire a maid to clean your carpets after your child shits all over them.

Cobra is still looking down on everyone and just shaking his head in disbelief.

Tommyknocker has finally slowed down on his daily surmons and I think he has given up trying to save us all.

Will Hay is still a F***ing D***head that needs a fist shoved down his throat

TGPO has became sarcastic here lately

There are many more subtle changes that have taken place since your last visit.

[stiltman]

You were gone for a week?

[Capmaster]

Someone suggested that my banning was a plot by Cobra. It could be, and if so, it was genius.

I had been banned for an hour and Cobra offered to let me use his password to log in here, so I could resume my post-whoring. My first thought was "Gee, that was awfully nice", but as someone else here pointed out (I forget who), it was a genius plan for Cobra to run up his post count by getting me banned, offering his account, then getting his post count ratcheted up and he wouldn't even need to be here. He could be off in the commons blowing up shit Cobra only seems like a squeaky clean guy ...you gotta watch those ultra-nice guys sometimes

I can't prove it, but I have a new respect for Cobra now