One to share with your lawyer friends....

[zzyzzx]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html


State: Bounce Oklahoma judge for "pumping it up" on bench

JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend."

[zzyzzx]

It's not mine! Honest!

[flaninacupboard]

i love the animated gif!!
damn bastard killing those kittens.......

[offline]

Flan

does that work line of sight?
I mean, see a kitten in a pet shop window.. do the business and
then kitty goes bye bye

[flaninacupboard]

be great if you could do it with humans, kill your heinous enemy by wanking!

[Capmaster]

This judge doesn't know it yet, but he has already satisfied ( )several criteria for becoming a card-carrying OT post whore:

1) Refuses to let work get in the way of pleasuring one's self
2) Uses air-operated assistance
3) Denies the charge immediately claiming "it's a gag gift". (This argument has been used by me many times when visitors stumble upon Dolly)
Let's e-mail the judge and offer him an honorary membership. Maybe having a jurist here to offer legal advice in the Naged Geek issue would help

[zzyzzx]

i love the animated gif!!
damn bastard killing those kittens.......

[flaninacupboard]

yay! i love that picture, look at the poor little kitty cats' face. awwwww.