George Lucas -PANTS- Quotes!

[Doramius]

What you do here is quote a line from a Lucas movie (IE: Willow, Star Wars, American Graffiti, Ewok Adventure, etc.) and substitute a word with "PANTS" to make it funny. Make sure to add the name and episode of the movie.
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"Luke, use the pants!" - Star Wars Ep.4
"I'll use my pants to turn you into stone" - Willow
"Look sir, Pants!" - Star Wars Ep.4
"Luke, I am your pants!" - Star Wars Ep.5
"I'm sorry Princess. We'll have to close the pants soon." - Star Wars Ep.5
"They've frozen him in pants!" - Star Wars Ep.5

[Guest]

"Decent restaurant. (Olive Garden, Applebee's, Chili's, etc.)"???????

These are tolerable at best, these should not be the best selection in the poll. U should add a tier or two above these

[stiltman]

"Decent restaurant. (Olive Garden, Applebee's, Chili's, etc.)"???????

These are tolerable at best, these should not be the best selection in the poll. U should add a tier or two above these

Also why does every theard have to have a poll in it? And not even related to the topic

[888888]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade- I believe this is a Lucas movie

Nazis! I hate these pants!

As for the poll, I love taco bell and I also love a good hairy taco, so I chose last.

[Tommyknocker]

"We're going to pants you now, Sheriff. And we're going to pants you sloooowww."

I digressed, I know. But sticking with the topic, here ya go:

I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further.

-- The Empire Strikes Back

[Doramius]

the poll is just for kicks and giggles. This is an 'Off Topic' forum, so something's gotta be off topic. I don't have to put a poll in everything, I just want to make my spare time semi-productive.
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Han "I Love Pants." Leia "I know." - Star Wars Ep.6

[Tommyknocker]

Pants! You seek pants!

-- The Empire Strikes Back

[gitreel]

Luke, you switched off your targeting pants. What's wrong?(Star Wars)

[Doramius]

"Great pants kid. Don't get cockey!" - Star Wars Ep.4
"Your pants, we don't serve their kind here." - Star Wars Ep.4

[Doramius]

"Your pants betray you." - Star Wars Ep.6

[Rookie64]

American Graffiti:

Your Pants are uglier than I am

Star Wars:

May the pants be with you

Poll:
Subway...have no idea what category that falls under

[Doramius]

I think subway would fall under "grease pit" with the other fast foods.

[Capmaster]

I think subway would fall under "grease pit" with the other fast foods.

Not if you believe that fucktard Jared in the commercial who swears he lost 8,750 pounds chowing down on nothing but Subway crap

[Rookie64]

I think subway would fall under "grease pit" with the other fast foods.

It's fast...but there's no grease - it's all fresh...no baking or frying involved 8)


I went with the Decent option...though it could fall under the second option as well

[Doramius]

"The Pants are strong with this one." - Star Wars Ep.4
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It's just slang for fast food. With the new comercials it shows jared eating at other places, you know he had SlimFast coming interveniously. That or a Dexatrim-Water mix.

[Doramius]

Maybe he got high off a SlimFast-Dexitrim mix? Maybe?!

[teegee420]

"Your pants betray you." - Star Wars Ep.6

"I find your lack of pants disturbing"

[offline]

There is a disturbance in the pants

[indolikaa]

"But these are my pants." Princess Leia at Ewok BBQ, Star Wars VI

[VCDHunter]

"These aren't the pants you're looking for." Obi Wan, ep4 - you know before it became a toy advert.

[The village idiot]

WTF do the subjects have to do with the polls in these threads?

[offline]

Time for a HiJack!

Lady in Red (revised)

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
Red wings in bed is leaking with me between the sheets
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you taste tonight

ahh..gotta love those 80ies romantic songs

[Capmaster]

Time for a HiJack!

Lady in Red (revised)

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
Red wings in bed is leaking with me between the sheets
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you taste tonight

ahh..gotta love those 80ies romantic songs

I detect a future member of the Red Wing Association

[indolikaa]

Time for a HiJack!

Lady in Red (revised)

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
Red wings in bed is leaking with me between the sheets
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you taste tonight

ahh..gotta love those 80ies romantic songs

I detect a future member of the Red Wing Association

This thread is, well, you know the rest...

[offline]

indolikaa,

Thanks for inviting me in. That's one weird secret handshake
you taught me, I mean the movie (Deliverence) was one thing but..

[Capmaster]

indolikaa,

Thanks for inviting me in. That's one weird secret handshake
you taught me, I mean the movie (Deliverence) was one thing but..

LMAO

Welcome Offline. You'll never be the same ...

[Doramius]

"What? No Pants?" Leia to Lando StarWars Ep.5

[Doramius]

"we'll push it back down the pants, and forget we ever saw it." - Willow
"My family and I have been gathering them in the pants since last fall." - Willow
"I am the greatest pants that ever lived." - Willow

[gitreel]

This is your father's pants. Ep .4

[flaninacupboard]

"she may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, i've made a lot of special pants myself"
Han in Episode IV

"this little one isn't worth the pants"
Ben in Episode IV

"-I- am your father."
"no, that's not true! that's pants!"
Vader/Luke Episode V

"tear this ship apart until you find those pants, and bring me the passengers i want them alive!"
Vader Episode IV

"I'd forgotten how much i hate pants!"
C3PO Episode IV

"but i was going into tashi station to pick up some power pants!"
"you can waste time with your friends later"
Luke/Owen Episode IV

"look at these blast points, too accurate for sand people. only IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS are that pants"
Ben Episode IV


This is funny, as for me pants=underpants and not trousers.