Man or Woman?

[Cobra]

Just wondering what the spread is on these forums, and interested to know who's what. I'm a man.

Anyway, this could be interesting.

Cobra

[glockjs]

last time i check i had all my bits n' pieces 8)

[offline]

I can write my name in the snow without getting a cold bum

[beavereater]

I can enter a shopping center and NOT have to walk into every store.

I'm a guy!!

[curryman]

I too only take 2 minutes to do my hair and i'm not a woman with a cruecut before anyone asks :P

[tompika]

I too only take 2 minutes to do my hair and i'm not a woman with a cruecut before anyone asks :P

It takes two minutes to shave my head... :P

[Capmaster]

I'm married so sometimes I have to reach down there just to make sure Actually, reaching down there is kinda fun ......

Yep! Everything in its proper place 8)

[tgpo]

I'm a dude

[flaninacupboard]

It says LD-King and that i am, no Queen.

Don't know if there's any ladies left on her, Gees used to be around a fair bit but haven't seen her since... last year?

[pacmania_2001]

95%+ of this forum would be males I would think.

As for me, I can hit the toilet bowl from 2 metres away and still get it in.

[Capmaster]

95%+ of this forum would be males I would think.

As for me, I can hit the toilet bowl from 2 metres away and still get it in.

Ahhhh, to be 18 again
I can too if I'm suspended 2 metres over the bowl

[Guest]

Where the hell is the "undecided" option?

[northcat_8]

It takes two minutes to shave my head... :P

Me too

I can too if I'm suspended 2 metres over the bowl

If your hose is too short or your pump is too weak, stand closer to the pot or you'll piss on your feet. :P

[Capmaster]

It takes two minutes to shave my head... :P

Me too

I can too if I'm suspended 2 metres over the bowl

If your hose is too short or your pump is too weak, stand closer to the pot or you'll piss on your feet. :P

Pump too weak? For a ******* 6-foot stream? Damn right it is, and I always stand closer than 6 feet from the bowl. My wife insists

[SquirrelDip]

Male here also...

I must be a lot stronger than when younger... When I was 18 I couldn't even bend it!

[Capmaster]

Male here also...

I must be a lot stronger than when younger... When I was 18 I couldn't even bend it!

That's the difference between 18 and 68 ...at 18 when you wake up in the morning you have to beat it against the wall to get it to go down. At 68 you have to beat it against the wall to get it up

[northcat_8]

Pump too weak? For a ******* 6-foot stream? Damn right it is, and I always stand closer than 6 feet from the bowl. My wife insists

Well I guess as long as it's not so short that you have to lay down on the toilet to take a piss you are alright

[Capmaster]

Pump too weak? For a ******* 6-foot stream? Damn right it is, and I always stand closer than 6 feet from the bowl. My wife insists

Well I guess as long as it's not so short that you have to lay down on the toilet to take a piss you are alright

If I ever get so bad that I have to lay down to take a piss, it'll be self-inflicted death-by-overpressurized-inflatable for me

And ....northcat ......that makes two references to my tool length in two posts You're not considering wine coolers too like Indo, are you?

[northcat_8]

And ....northcat ......that makes two references to my tool length in two posts You're not considering wine coolers too like Indo, are you?

Oh shit...that's true Damn that prison bitch name generator

No worries on the wine coolers though...only beer or hard liquor for me...I would go without before I drank wine coolers

[Cobra]

Where the hell is the "undecided" option?

There you go, knock yourself out!

Cobra

[gitreel]

yep, my balls are there. I am a man

[indolikaa]

And ....northcat ......that makes two references to my tool length in two posts You're not considering wine coolers too like Indo, are you?

Oh shit...that's true Damn that prison bitch name generator

No worries on the wine coolers though...only beer or hard liquor for me...I would go without before I drank wine coolers

You know? I wasn't going to say anything about the matter, since I do believe there is a thing called too much personal information...


I got my ******* vodka last night. I just had to take care of Mrs. Khan's personal needs for a couple of hours, that's all.

Indolikaa Khan don't drink wine coolers.

[Capmaster]

I just had to take care of Mrs. Khan's personal needs for a couple of hours, that's all.

Couple of hours? You are a studley nuke-lover I'm more like Al Bundy .....15 minutes is more than enough. It takes time away from my menagerie

[indolikaa]

I just had to take care of Mrs. Khan's personal needs for a couple of hours, that's all.

Couple of hours? You are a studley nuke-lover I'm more like Al Bundy .....15 minutes is more than enough. It takes time away from my menagerie

The amount of energy expended during a typical evening of Shazzam! is directly proportional to the amount of money I'll be asking to spend on any one of my hobbies.

Last night, for example...





By the way, I'm not voting until there's a 'vinyl' option.

[Cobra]

By the way, I'm not voting until there's a 'vinyl' option.

Happy?

Cobra

[flaninacupboard]

you have toy trains indo? my dad was a big train fan too, he was always rabbiting on about how when my brother and i moved out he could have a train room...

[Capmaster]

I just had to take care of Mrs. Khan's personal needs for a couple of hours, that's all.

Couple of hours? You are a studley nuke-lover I'm more like Al Bundy .....15 minutes is more than enough. It takes time away from my menagerie

The amount of energy expended during a typical evening of Shazzam! is directly proportional to the amount of money I'll be asking to spend on any one of my hobbies.

Last night, for example...





By the way, I'm not voting until there's a 'vinyl' option.

I'm not sure if the train is one of your hobbies, or if you're bragging about your performance

[offline]

I'm not sure if the train is one of your hobbies, or if you're bragging about your performance

Me neither. If you lay down enough track you're bound to find tunnel
sooner or later.

[indolikaa]

I'm not sure if the train is one of your hobbies, or if you're bragging about your performance...

Pretty much both.

[adam]

I'm disappointed. When I read the thread title I thought you gonna post a picture of an androgenous looking person and we were going to have to vote on whether they were male or female. That would have been more fun.