Why I like my new model car.
1 My truck is now full of mulch waiting to be spread
2 In my truck everyone passed me.
3 35mpg(car) rather than 20mpg(truck)
4 The smell of that last skunk still lingers.
5 No static on my am radio stations.
6 CD player
7 The car is still relatively clean.
8 Babe magnet
9 Babe magnet (yes it warrants saying twice)
10 Babe magnet(well mabe not but I'd like to think so, so don't spoil it for me)
Why I sad not to be driving my tuck
1 Everyone used to watch out for me
2 I didn’t care if it’s doors got dinged in the parking lot.
3 Gun rack
4 Used cheap tires
5 Paid off
6 Less insurance
7 I was always first in a line of cars.. everyone always seemed to be lined up behind me.
8 Got to piss people off by driving very slow (goes to #7)
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Big Government is Big Business.. just without a product and at twice the price... after all if the opposite of pro is con then wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
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I don't know what kind of truck you have but my trucks are exactly opposite of what you have.
16 mpg truck....car =??? mpg (don't own one)
Tires = $600 (for cheaper set) (around $135 each)
No problems going 65+ mph (I have the speeding tickets to prove it)
Babe magnet...well this one is subjective. If you are trying to pick up women in downtown Cincinnati then "NO" the truck is not going to do it for you. However, if you live out in the country where I live, most women would rather ride around in an old raggedy beat up Chevy 4x4 than in a mustang. Besides, the mustang will get stuck on the way back to the pond and you have to carry the blanket and beer with you, where as in a truck, just toss it all in the back, full bed, cooler full of beer, remote fishing pond and a buck wild country girl...that's livin son
I can't take riding in a car, feels like my ass is dragging on the road and people can see inside when stopped at a lightsometimes, that is no good.
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yup I switched the gas milage... sorry. But seeing as my truck is a purple 95 nissan with 300k and smells like a skunk anything else is a babe magnet.
Big Government is Big Business.. just without a product and at twice the price... after all if the opposite of pro is con then wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress? -
My tires are $44 each.
I'm ready to get a new car. Once I'm out of school Evonne wants me to get a Mini, which is perfectly fine with me -
Originally Posted by BobV
Yea, I guess that would be true
I have a 91 Chevy 4x4 (200 K) and a 97 Chevy Tahoe (110 K) 16 mpg driving downhill with a tail wind
@TGPO - a mini? "Evonne" wants me to get a miniHmmm, looks like you are getting a mini...you aren't married yet but you might as well learn now, what she wants, you get
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Originally Posted by northcat_8
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Originally Posted by tgpo
I WANT one but the baby "stuff" would just ruin the experience.. -
Originally Posted by tgpo
seriously, why british? i'm not arguing with you, just curious. -
Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
seriously, why british? i'm not arguing with you, just curious.
I dunno. The british have always had a more laid back, more commical spirit about them, at least as it seems to me.
Plus the british flag looks much cooler than our flag. -
hahaha
amen to that!
Sounds like maybe you an evonne will be staying for a bit more than a holiday here..... -
Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
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Originally Posted by tgpo
Classic!
Cobra -
i haven't seen the remake, but i hope they did that line justice (i seriously doubt it)
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The remake is nothing like the original. It's almost a totally different film. They're still after some security trucks, and control traffic but apart from that... They also missed out that line! I was shocked!
Still, the new film is really quite good. Worth renting, at least.
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Originally Posted by Cobra
The remake of The Italian Job is shite. Yup utter shite. So bad that one of its stars, Edward Norton, refused to promote the film - even to the extent of returning a Mini he had been given as a promotional gift.
Even the sight of Charlize Theron in her underwear couldn't redeem this steaming pile of manure.
Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard. -
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Originally Posted by VCDHunter
Originally Posted by VCDHunter
Cobra -
Originally Posted by Cobra
Originally Posted by Cobra
I still maintain it's shite though :P
Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard. -
Originally Posted by VCDHunter
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Originally Posted by tgpo
And here I thought you had some kind of Austin Powers fantasy that you were going to bring to life...
and if Charlize Theron in her underwear came with it....I'm buying 2. -
I enjoyed The Italian Job quite a bit. Predictable as hell, but enjoyable. And for the record, the sight of Charlize in her underwear can redeem just about anything in my book.