"get your filthy fingers off my PC you pimply faced grease monkey"
"but how else can you get online with Mcdonalds new openzone plan"
"I dont want all that Burger fat on my keyboard and STOP pushing that scraper into my dvd drive!"
"Dont worry sir I know exactly what I'm doing"

Mcdonalds installs new wireless access points in 600 uk slop-joints.
Not free of course, and no it doesnt work with MACS.
"Would you like linux with that sir?"