Darwin Award Winner

[indolikaa]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html

[jeex]

i thought darwin awards were for people who died?

and this whole 'darwin' thing is getting really old and stale..

she was a dumb bitch for actually trying to pass it off, how could she not know that walmart wouldnt have change for it?

seeing as how the treasury doesnt make $1 million dollar bills, can she actually be charged with forgery?

[Solarjetman]

I heard about this on the radio. I wonder how this woman even thought she would be able to get change for her purchase even if it was real. Like the cashier has $1million in change in the register.

I don't think she will be charged with forgery.

BTW, quick trivia I know about. The largest denomination of money ever printed by the USA was the $100,000 bill. It was printed for one year and was meant for transactions between Federal Reserve banks and never released to the public. It has President Woodrow Wilson on the front.

Now if you are ever in a bar on trivia night, you may win a prize!

[jeex]

BTW, quick trivia I know about. The largest denomination of money ever printed by the USA was the $100,000 bill. It was printed for one year and was meant for transactions between Federal Reserve banks and never released to the public. It has President Woodrow Wilson on the front.

Now if you are ever in a bar on trivia night, you may win a prize!

i knew that.. but what about the trillion dollar bill mr. burns stole and fidel castro got ahold of??

[Solarjetman]

i knew that.. but what about the trillion dollar bill mr. burns stole and fidel castro got ahold of??

Ah yes, I almost forgot. There was a Trillion Dollar bill that was printed in order to pay the aliens for the technology involved in the creation of the digital watch. However the aliens crash landed when they came to collect payment in a small town called Roswell.

I can't believe I forgot about that!

[indolikaa]

i thought darwin awards were for people who died?

I'm still alive, so you can throw that theory out the window.

and this whole 'darwin' thing is getting really old and stale..

Yeah, but you responded to it. That was kinda the plan, man!

she was a dumb bitch for actually trying to pass it off, how could she not know that walmart wouldnt have change for it?

Dumb bitch, yes. As for change, that depends if it was a Supercenter or not.

seeing as how the treasury doesnt make $1 million dollar bills, can she actually be charged with forgery?

Sure. The stupid forgery artists get charged. The clever ones get put on the government payroll. They're called Congressmen.

[g_shocker182]

i knew that.. but what about the trillion dollar bill mr. burns stole

Ah yes, I almost forgot. There was a Trillion Dollar bill that was printed in order to pay the aliens for the technology involved in the creation of the digital watch. However the aliens crash landed when they came to collect payment in a small town called Roswell.

I believe the trillion dollar bill was an aide from the US to help Europe rebuild after world war 2. Mr. Burns, being the wealthiest pilot, was assumed to not want to steal it, however, that was not the case.

[Capmaster]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html

She looks like one of those feminists we were discussing on the other thread. Coyote-woman

[indolikaa]

Now why you gots to go insulting the poor coyotes like that?! They have feelings, too!

[Capmaster]

Now why you gots to go insulting the poor coyotes like that?! They have feelings, too!

Couldn't resist.

[Solarjetman]

I believe the trillion dollar bill was an aide from the US to help Europe rebuild after world war 2. Mr. Burns, being the wealthiest pilot, was assumed to not want to steal it, however, that was not the case.

Ah yes, but you see, the episode of the Simpsons was only a ploy. After all, when someone claims to know about the bill, the government only has to say "They saw it on the Simpsons". Only the privileged few (i.e. myself and other DVDrhelp readers) know the truth.