Children's books that didn't make it:

[Treebeard]

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It! I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster ... and Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man on the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer -- Hey, Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
30. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers

[tekkieman]

...
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
...
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster ... and Other Great Microwave Games
...
29. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer -- Hey, Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

Especially #29

My daughter is usually grabbing the next book for me to read before I'm halfway through reading the last one. She is also grabbing a different DVD before I can get the first one into the player!

[stiltman]

31. Tampons aren't just for girls anymore

[Grimey]

31. Tampons aren't just for girls anymore

Like that south park episode where they boys get that disease where they bleed out their ass, but they think they're getting their period

[andyp1]

LMAO

[Devanshu]

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=180608&highlight=kids+books+make

[Treebeard]

You win!

[Devanshu]

You had some good ones in there that I didnt get...

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

[stiltman]

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=180608&highlight=kids+books+make

But I never posted to that one

[Keefkey]

Things Mommy Likes: Big Cocks and Vodka
Gerbil, Ass - Ass, Gerbil: Hide and Seek with Pets
My First Vibrator
Harry Potter and the Philosopher Get Stoned
Jack's Beanstalk or Little Miss' Muff: So You're Confused About Your Sexuality
Mommy Has to Pay the Rent This Way and You Can Help Too
Daddy's Drunk: My First Driving Lesson
So, Grandma Smells Funny
Fluffy Liked Sleeping Near the Fire: Pets and Home Cremation
The I-Spy Book of Trailer Trash
Daddy Loves Mommy, Mommy Loves Another Mommy
Condoms: Not Just for Drug Smuggling

[Guest]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1555831184/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-2250004-8471959#reader-link

http://solonor.com/bannedbooks/archives/001722.html

[indolikaa]

32. Kenny is the wrong color to be your friend.

[Ripper2860]

"Where do babies come from?" Pop-up book