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  1. 8th Oct 2003 09:33 #1
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    Possibly the worst thing in the world has just happenend. Family gathering at my gaff. And not only will the dreaded monster in Law be there but they are also bringing out the beast. Imagine 40st, 35 years old, face like a slapped arse, only reads mills and boon books, 100% virgin. If I had to compare her to a person it would be a cross between hitler, satan and that big hairy thing that was friends with Olive Oil in the Popeye cartoons (Alice ?!?!).

    I think I am going to kill myself.
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    Please, film it

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    No I am so serious, I am petrified. The security Hanibal Lecter had in the Silence of the Lambs should be applied to the beast but ten times over, it scares the living shite out of me.

    You know I cannot honestly remember her name, I have called her the beast for too long.
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    Man, I am so gonna get the sack in a minute!
    I can only see the thing up the stiars in the local shop from 'League of Gentlemen'

    Is this beast your wife's sister?
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    Yeah but honestly she is alright shes 12 years younger, so her parents probably stopped doing all the drugs after they saw what they had created and then tried again.
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    8) I thought Iyou were referring to the pontiffs increasingly irregular bowel movements. Urbi et Orbi.
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    Sorry slang is slang but that is a mystery......what ?
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    POPE. dying. Type urbi et orbi into a search engine.
    Corned beef is now made to a higher standard than at any time in history.
    The electronic components of the power part adopted a lot of Rubycons.
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    ??

    Sorry, didnt understand a bunch of slang you used.
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  10. 8th Oct 2003 18:22 #10
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    Originally Posted by Devanshu
    Sorry, didnt understand a bunch of slang you used.
    I believe...

    gaff: your home or apartment
    monster in law: an unfriendly mother in law
    the beast: sister in law???

    And a picture of alice ....
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    Jesus christ that is her, I swear the resemblance is uncanny.
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    Thanks solar
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