Don't Do the Dew

[zzyzzx]

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tw/2003-06-05/curr.html

Don't Do the Dew
A case involving a pornographer and two teenage girls highlights a legal gray area.

Tucson porn-proprietor Tyrone Henry wants you to know that blowing your load on the faces of blindfolded, underage girls who think they're participating in a facial cream marketing study is not fraud or any other crime, no matter what the Arizona Court of Appeals said last month. He also wants you to know he was framed.

Whether he did it or not, he's serving a seven-year sentence because of the creative legal work of a Pima County prosecutor, Brad Roach

In the summer of 2000, Roach was assigned to prosecute Tyrone Henry after two teenage girls said he lured them to his home to try out a product called "White Dew" facial cream he was developing. Instead of exfoliation, they said they got ejaculation.

The girls, 15 and 16 years old at the time, said Henry showed them examples of women with "clumpy" white cream on their faces and then blindfolded them. The girls said they heard heavy breathing and Henry say, "It's coming," and then felt a thick, warm substance applied to their faces. They said he took photos, paid them $10 a piece and convinced them to make follow-up appointments. Thinking about it later, they realized they'd been hoodwinked and called the police.

Roach admits the hardest part of the case was figuring out what charge he could hang on Henry. It wasn't sexual assault because he didn't touch the girls sexually, and they didn't touch him. And it wasn't indecent exposure because the girls were blindfolded.

"It was fascinating," Roach said. "I don't want to say it was a once-in-a-lifetime case, but it's only once in awhile do you get something this bizarre."

In the end, the only charge Roach could get to stick was "fraudulent scheme and artifice." The Division II of the Arizona Court of Appeals concluded that Roach had made the right decision, knocking down Henry's appeal.

"It was a huge loophole," Roach said. "No one in the Legislature had ever thought of it. It's not the sort of crime that had come up before."

[i_am_dave]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_757916.html?menu=news.quirkies

Probably a good idea to refrain from this also....

[g_shocker182]

hilarious, utterly hilarious....zzyzzx i love that kitten picture...cant stop laughing

[pacmania_2001]

Hahaha... that is hilarious.

He should of asked in court whether or not it helped their skin.

[hoyboy]

Just imagine liz hurley on tv promoting it - SPOOF, the all natural cream that not only softens your skin and reduces lines, it keeps the manufacturers VERY happy!