tgpo's Newbie Definitive Guide To Forum Rules

[tgpo]

Lately it has seemed like some of our newer members have had problems understanding our rules here on the forum, so here is a simple guide that will help everyone remember what our rules are here on the forum.

1. No Pants - When posting on this forum, pants must be in a ball on the floor

2. Do not double post - Unless you are posting a picture of a hot girl, we don't want to see you post the same message multiple times.

3. It's the number that comes after 2.

4. No Illegal movies - No we can't help you convert Michael Jackson's Home Videos, Stop Asking!!

5. Remember that episode of the Golden Girls where Blanch found a severed Alligator head in her piano. Man, what a cool show.

6. Baldrick is all powerful. Here is an artist's rendering of Baldrick:


7. Looking For A Crack? Odds are you're sitting on one now.

8. No Fighting - We prefer Mud Wrestling on this forum

9. There are no stupid questions - Only stupid posters

10. Do not post about which media is better (+ or -), because we all know that '-' is better.

11. No Politics - We're still in disbelief that Gary Coleman lost for Governer of California, so please no political posts during this sad, sad time.

12. Drummers Drumming, 11 Pipers Piping, 10 Lords a' Leaping, 9 Ladies Dancing, 8 Maids a' Milking, 7 Swans a' Swimming, 6 Geese a' Laying, 5 Golden Rings, 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens, 2 Turtle Doves, 1 Million Dollars.

13. Please post in the correct forum. Media goes in the Media Forum, News goes in the News Forum, Information about your sex change goes in the Conversion Forum.

14. Don't post dumb questions, they just makes us laugh at you more.

15. Warez is bad - That's bad, That's bad, That's really really bad

16. Don't post when you are drunk, because seeing those naked pictures of you only made us want to laugh at you more.

17. Please choose a subject that describes the topic - I chose Advanced Gymnastics for this topic

Please remember our rules when posting here. Just because you are a new member, and are feeling small, don't worry stand up straight.
ha ha ha.
Don't worry, you've got a good head on top
ha ha ha.
I'm sure that you are just pulsating with posting antisipation
ha ha ha.
........penis

[tgpo]

Did I forget any?

[Treebeard]

Questions about burning dvd's with a cd burner should go in the advanced conversion forum, after all its very hard to do and take hours of tweaking.

[MOVIEGEEK]

18.Do NOT post questions in the DVD Writer,DVD Player,etc comment section.
19.MAC users are forbidden to post questions in the "grownup" forum,you are to sit at the "little table" forum where other users of lesser known OS go to mingle.tgpo and Galactica are exempt because we pity them.

:P

[Devanshu]

20. Bump your topic as much as possible
21. General heads up, jeex has already classified you as a whore

EDIT:
22. Family Guy rules all
23. Dont mind g_shocker...he just hit puberty so he's a little anal

[g_shocker182]

Rule: 34894 : Be warned of post-whores. These include tgpo, devanshu, among others.

EDIT:
26. Dont mind Devnshoe, it's just that time of the month

[tgpo]

These include tgpo

[pacmania_2001]

I think looking at your post count (5555 at last check) tells the story tgpo.

[SLICK RICK]

Rule 99:When posting a new question, USE ALL CAPS, or no one will answer you.

SLICK RICK

[tgpo]

I think looking at your post count (5555 at last check) tells the story tgpo.

I am no post whore. I'm just your plain old regular whore.

[Will Hay]

Jeesh tgpo that is one funny post

I had intended to compete and add another few lines but I'm completely out.
Hats off youngster.
Will

[tgpo]

Jeesh tgpo that is one funny post

I had intended to compete and add another few lines but I'm completely out.
Hats off youngster.
Will

Why thank you Will.

[indolikaa]

Excellent post, tgpo. I would, if you don't mind, like to add a few more thoughts for our newbie friends? They are in no particular order.

* There is a difference between being stupid and saying stupid things. We are not in a position to judge the former, but you will get bashed for doing the latter.

* Half of what I say is the truth. The other half is rhetorical bullshit. All of it is meant to be funny. If you don't have a sense of humor, don't open your mouth in the first place.

* Will Hay drinks Mouse Pus. tgpo drinks Milk Plus.

* jeex is a professional badass. His thoughts on self-gratification are well-documented. He practices his belief in the Freedom of Speech. You probably won't like what he has to say.

* A post full of what appears to be uselss information to you can be a goldmine to someone trying to help. Don't be afraid to bore us with seemingly trivial details.

* Yellow cards are a fashion statement. When you understand this concept, you'll understand how to enjoy this site and all it has to offer.

* No, really. Craig Tucker is his real name.

* Your computer and software inventory is worth more than your house? No kidding? So is mine! Everybody is welcome here at dvdrhelp.com, geeks are nerds included.

* Do not confuse Private Messages with the Fourth Amendment. If you have something derogatory or inflammatory to say, be an adult about the matter, and speak of it in a public forum. Or keep your mouth shut. Don't hide behind the guise of privacy. You might find your childish tantrums on display for all to see.

* My name is Indolikaa. It's nice to meet you.

[Will Hay]

All great nuclear boy, except the last one, complete bullshit
Will

[indolikaa]

All great nuclear boy, except the last one, complete bullshit

Top of the morning to you too, Will Hay!

* Don't panic. The kind of words and thoughts that would get your youngest expelled from school are terms of endearment around here.

* The 'Edit' button is there for a reason.

* We do not copy DVDs. We most certainly do not copy DVDs we rented from the video store or borrowed from a friend. And we absolutely do not download movies from the Internet and burn them to DVDs. We archive our personal video collection to protect our hard-earned investment.

* There are no hacks for TMPGEnc on this site. Nor are there cracks for Scenarist. If you can afford to buy a DVD burner and mountains of blank discs, you can afford to buy the proper tools to do the job.

* You ever seen Monday Night Countdown on ESPN? Well, you PM me for serialz or warez and you will get 'Jacked Up!'

* If you like the site and find it informative, make a donation. Even one donation makes a difference.

* Cheap media. Gurm can explain this to you in great detail.

* Cheap media. defense can explain this to you again if you don't get it the first time.

* The magic of this site is the ability to find useful information. That information comes from its members. If something works for you, let the rest of us know. If it doesn't work for you, all the more reason to discuss the matter.

* My name is Indolikaa. I live here.

[stiltman]

* Cheap media. defense can explain this to you again if you don't get it the first time.

Now that made me smile

[Will Hay]

Okay, I have a couple, not funny but something I've learnt in the last couple of years.

* Learn the use of emoticons, and use them.

* Don't assume the worst, give people the benefit of the doubt and if they come back with the same shit again; set 'FOO' on them.

* Have a sense of humour.

* Remember not everyone on here is the same age as you. Some know more of video but less of the experience of life, some know much more video and much more life and some know nothing...
...like me.

* Donate, and if you do, don't crow about it. Baldrick knows who you are.

* Don't be afraid to challenge the Moderator's; they come out with the same shit as the rest of us. Nobody likes a suck-up with no balls and no conviction.

* Be grateful

* My name is Will Hay. I'm regarded as a complete wanker.

[indolikaa]

* Have a sense of humour.

AMEN!

* My name is Will Hay. I'm regarded as a complete wanker.

No disagreement from this side of the pond!

[tgpo]

* Have a sense of humour.

Very Important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Except for us Americans, we must have a sence of humor

[Will Hay]

.......we must have a sence

[tgpo]

It's my 7th sense.





AHHHH A ghost!!!!

[g_shocker182]

post whore

[stiltman]

Here and I thought we were friends :P

[troyvcd1]

This should also be forbiden:

"Here is the latest and best deal ever on Memorex media at (no particular store)"

[indolikaa]

Here is the latest and best deal ever on Memorex media at (no particular store)

* Princo works for some people. Princo doesn't work for others. Please don't try to rationalize this. You can't. That's just the way it is. Still don't understand? Take up quilting instead.

* Indolikaa can make any Memorex disc DVD-compliant in his Optorite DVD burner. We don't know why, and neither does he. Don't ask him for advice on making Memorex work in your burner. His ego has been stroked far too much as it is.

* If it says Maxell on the jewel case insert, it isn't. If it says Maxell on the silk-screening, it isn't. If it says Maxell on the Media ID Code, it isn't.