Your new mods?

[stiltman]

[DVD_Ripper]

OK, brain surgeons their not

[Treebeard]

Like two kids w/ a new toy at christmas.

[DVD_Ripper]

Like two kids w/ a new toy at christmas.

Yea... just wait ... "No, I wanna ban him ... its my turn...... Baallldddrrriiicckkk"

[stiltman]

Like two kids w/ a new toy at christmas.

Yea... just wait ... "No, I wanna ban him ... its my turn...... Baallldddrrriiicckkk"

Just glad I remembered that I didn't close that browser. Had to hit the back button about 300 times before I found it though

[tekkieman]

Starting a pool for who issues the first yellow cards, and the first ban! Sign-up via PM!


Gambling of this nature is illegal in the U.S. NO bets of any kind will be taken. Please PM our Las Vegas users to place legitimate bets.

[gitreel]

It will probably be cobra.

He is all class and doesn't sink to our level.

[indolikaa]

Aren't they too new to issue formal warnings? I thought all new mods had a 30-day probationary period before they could start booking people for petty misdemeanors.


Hmmm... Let's see...

CAPMASTER SUCKS SWEATY DOG BALLS!

COBRA MASTURBATES WITH A BELT SANDER!




You are in violation of forum rules and are being issued a formal warning.
/ Moderator Capmaster

You are in violation of forum rules and are being issued with another formal warning.
/ Moderator Cobra

You are in violation of the forum rules and are being issued another formal warning. There is nothing wrong with sweaty dog balls. Silly rabbit.
/ Moderator offline

[Capmaster]

******* guys .... I told Cobra we should have done that in the moderator forum where our fellow post whores can't watch us play with our yellows (he said ...). Sweaty dog balls?

[tekkieman]

You should have known better Indo! Did you miss the test posts where they were practicing warnings and bannings?

[Doramius]

Silly ******, Dick are for chicks.

Sweaty Dog Balls are a delicacy in the Phillipines, just the same as eating the flesh of a recently killed cousin for touching a bride's a**.

Belt Sanders are excellent for masturbating and slicking the Willy at the same time.

Also, Capmaster goes for Sheep and vinyl. Cobra has better sex with the tailpipe of a ford vehicle than his belt sander. He says the tailpipe feels closer to a BJ when there's condensation in the pipe.

[tekkieman]

While technically Indo won the pool, he was disqualified for rigging the contest. The pool is still open on the first new mod to ban a user.

As the first contest was ruled invalid, the house retains all bets made!

[Doramius]

I say extend that pool. I didn't have enough time to collect bets here.

[indolikaa]

While technically Indo won the pool, he was disqualified for rigging the contest. The pool is still open on the first new mod to ban a user.

As the first contest was ruled invalid, the house retains all bets made!

What?!

I didn't rig anything! I was never near the IP address in San Jose, California that points to the videohelp.com mirror servers running Red Hat Linux on a Windows Advanced Server port-through...

Oops...

[Rookie64]

Wouldn't it be funny if they banned all the regulars for a day 8)

[tekkieman]

Wouldn't it be funny if they banned all the regulars for a day 8)

Yeah, like everyone who joined more than 6 months ago.


Noobs rule!

[indolikaa]

<< Memo to Dr. Khan, re: Keep your ******* mouth shut! >>

[Doramius]

<Memo to Doramius - Damn good thing I'm a regular showing I've been here less than 6 months.>

[indolikaa]

<< Memo to Dr. Khan: Get offline a belt sander for Christmas... >>

[Doramius]

<<Message to Capmaster - Design Dr. Kahn something of a nuclear nature to keep him busy and out of mischief. We'll chip in to get him on a flight to Iraq with your design.>>


EDIT: <<Message to Capmaster - Remember not to tell him it doesn't really work.>>

[northcat_8]

I'm just waiting for moderator Indolikaa.

formal warnings would look more like this:

Listen Up ******* You are in violation of forum rules and are being issued a formal warning for being a felonious **********. / Moderator Indolikaa

Congrats Cobra - I know you wanted to be a mod.
Congrats Capmaster - who knew Baldrick was a vinyl lover too

[VideoTechMan]

Someday I will be worth something too

VTM

[Doramius]

Someday I will be worth something too

VTM

Someday, but maybe IN yuor lifetime if you're lucky. :P

[northcat_8]

Someday I will be worth something too

VTM

Probably not. You are from Michigan :retarded smiley emoticon:

GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!

:P :P

[VideoTechMan]

Oh Shush...whether i have a title or not im worth something, and oh....just because i live in MI doesnt mean i havent had things on cue :P :P 8)

VTM

[Tommyknocker]

Someday I will be worth something too

VTM

Probably not. You are from Michigan :retarded smiley emoticon:

GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!

:P :P

That's it, you inbred Buckeye.

Q; What Ohioans call a whorehouse?
A: Finishing school

[Capmaster]

I'm just glad Woody Hayes' name hasn't come up yet. Oops I just mentioned it

[Tommyknocker]

I'm just glad Woody Hayes' name hasn't come up yet. Oops I just mentioned it

That's pretty funny, Cap. Just remember, this border war has been raging for ages, and Ohoians and Michiganders have been born and raised to fight it. So don't be surprised if it gets ugly and the casualties mount to apocalyptic proportions. You have been warned.

[VideoTechMan]

Dont forget Northcat..i am a former Ohioian....used to live in the Cleveland area for the last 2 years btw....and have friends too hehe.

VTM

[Capmaster]

I'm just glad Woody Hayes' name hasn't come up yet. Oops I just mentioned it

That's pretty funny, Cap. Just remember, this border war has been raging for ages, and Ohoians and Michiganders have been born and raised to fight it. So don't be surprised if it gets ugly and the casualties mount to apocalyptic proportions. You have been warned.

I know all about the Ohio/Michigan war. I used to be amazed when I watched Woody rant, rave and strike his players. Especially when they'd play Michigan. I'd shake my head and wonder why the man was so bitter :P

Thanks for the heads-up Tommyknocker. Luckily the OT tolerance level is a little higher than in the tech forums. Just, please...no weapons, OK?