What are your favourite quotes..

[wellmashed]

Mine comes from Kristian Wilson of Nintendo.

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc,
1989

[bilbogod]

Mine comes courtesy of Joecartoon

"I'm gonna spank my monkey, YEAH, I'm gonna spank my monkey and your gonna watch me spank my monkey - YEAH U ARE - Cause yur a monkey lover"

[liquid217]

"...the number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected..."
-Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson, June 1972

and just remember...........
"All computers run at the same speed...with the power off."


and just for tgpo, if your reading this..........
"The software said Windows95 or better, so I got a Mac..."

[tgpo]

Amen

[d4n13l]

"READ-MY-LIPS; NO-MORE-TAXES"

-George Bush Snr, prior to rising taxes.


"FRONT ME BITCH FRONT"

-ShiZZZoN®

[bilbogod]

LMAO

[bilbogod]

"I'm stood here by the phone with a gun in my hand"
-ShiZZZoN®

[kwag]

"C language is a disease, and it's spreading!"

From Byte magazine, around 1987.

No wonder I became infected

kwag

[tgpo]

"You're killing me Smalls"
From the movie The Sandlot

"Coolness"
From the show Parker Lewis Can't Lose

"Alrighty Then"
From the movie Ace Ventura

"It'll give her shower-nosel masturbation material for weeks"
From the movie Heathers

"NO....Yes"
From the movie A Night at the Roxbury

and finally

"Disco Sucks!.. yeah yeah Disco blows dogs for quarters"
From the movie Detriot Rock City

[MOVIEGEEK]

"We're on a mission from god"
Dan Akroyd & John Belushi/Blues Brothers

"Did you fart Ray?.....how can you stand that?"
Tom Cruise/Rainman

"Stupid is as stupid does"
Tom Hanks/Forrest Gump

"We're going to need a bigger boat"
Roy Scheider/Jaws

[gnome]

"Take out everything you got and do it in the butt"
The Ladies Man

Yea, Dats cool.