Britney gets piss dumped on her

[nfl2k2]

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uk.news.yahoo.com/020310/140/ctlq5.html


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Britney's Wee Bit Of Bother
Pop queen Britney Spears fled for cover after having urine thrown at her as she filmed a TV ad.The star was bombed with buckets of urine by angry neighbours as she sang on location in the early hours of the morning, according to the News of the World.

Residents staged their protest at around 4am in downtown Los Angeles, hurling bucket-loads at the 21-year-old singer as she performed in the street below.

Fled for cover

The star fled for cover in a nearby trailer and filming was abandoned shortly afterwards, the paper reports.

One resident reportedly said: "Sure, I opened the window and yelled shut-up - but I would never have done such a vile thing."

But the resident added: "We kept hearing the same song over and over but what made it worse were two 100ft spotlights. They lit up our apartment like it was daytime.

Started screaming

"Lots of people in the block opened their windows and started screaming at her.

"Britney certainly didn't deserve the bucket treatment. She's a brilliant singer ... but perhaps not when you're trying to get to sleep".

haha

[d4n13l]

OK, lets think about this.
You are asleep in the middle of the night. You hear a distant warbling not unlike a cat mewing at another cat. You look out the window and see Britney singing her heart out. Obviously, the first thing one does is to get a bucket, yes, a bucket of piss and throw it at her. Hmmm, so its in the middle of the night, and suddenly many people wake up and produce a bucket of piss to throw at Britney. presumably it was a classy neighbourhood as well, I doubt that it was South Central of Compton.

BTW, in case you didnt already guess, News of the World is a British sunday tabloid, renound for bending (and thats putting it lightly) the truth. It is a rag, that has no credibility for producing reliable news stories. Almost the same as saying "according to the Daily Sport...". The Daily Sport is another sleazy tabloid: It consists 90% of pictures of half naked women and 10% of stories with titles like, "Woman Gives Birth to Fish Finger", "Women Gives Birth to Turtle-Boy", "London Bus Found in Iceberg". And yes, they are all stories that have actually appeared in the paper - People in the college that I went to used to get a copy daily, for laughs.

[nfl2k2]

[wellmashed]

nfl2k2.....What exactly are the pics meant to show...........

d4n13l....I completely agree with you......

I am U.K. and also recall headlines like...'World War II Bomber found on the moon...' and even one complementing that was 'Hitler found alive and living in an oxygen bubble on the moon....'
Implyong that Hitler had hightailed it when the going got tough and flew his bomber right out of the way all the way to the moon and is living there happily ever after..............

Don't believe everything you read........

[wellmashed]

nfl2k2.....What exactly are the pics meant to show...........

d4n13l....I completely agree with you......

I am U.K. and also recall headlines like...'World War II Bomber found on the moon...' and even one complementing that was 'Hitler found alive and living in an oxygen bubble on the moon....'
Implying that Hitler had hightailed it when the going got tough and flew his bomber right out of the way all the way to the moon and is living there happily ever after..............

Don't believe everything you read........

[d4n13l]

nfl2k2,
Come on, surely you are not offering that as evidence!
I said a reliable news source, anything other than whats in "News of the World".
Anyways,
1)How can you tell thats Britney Spears?
2)How can you tell that the pictures show buckets of piss being thrown over her by angry residents?
3)How would the angry residents get so near her, with her massive security team?
4)I have also seen "Britney getting fucked", was that real too?

Nothing personel here, but the News of the World is an extremely unreliable newspaper. Unless, you can show me identical stories from reputable sources, then I seriously doubt the claims being made here. Sure, I would LOVE it to be real! The idea that Britney got a golden shower by angry residents makes me laugh; she needs a reality check. But until I hear it from a good, reliable source, I wont believe it.

[d4n13l]

wellmashed,
seems I am not the only one up at all hours.
:-zzz

[wellmashed]

Wasn''t me....can't proove it.....diddn't do a thing......diddn't click nothing....honest.......gremlins.......it's them......maybe a hiccup..........but I don't suffer from hiccups........so it must be a bug......haven't had a bug in ages.....not a real one anyway.....one what really makes a difference.....only ever a little one......but it wasn't a real problem.......really.....you must believe me........HIC.....

[wellmashed]

02.45 am here..............Got to be up at 07.30............

Must be an insomniac coz I do this every night...............

I need a quack...................

I think...........

[d4n13l]

haven't had a bug in ages

Funny, I had you down as a Windows user....

[wellmashed]

************Cracks A Can Of Stella**************



Says """"""""""""Feck It"""""""""""""

[d4n13l]

hey dude, where do you live?
Me in Cornwall, you... "outsider"? Where you from?

[wellmashed]

haven't had a bug in ages

Funny, I had you down as a Windows user....

Xp Xp Xp Xp Xp Xp PRO..................................


Seems to be stable as ****.............................................. ..

(shucks........I don't know anything else...........) 'cept ME etc....

[wellmashed]

Oldham by the way....................

Don't come here for a holiday.........................................

SAD AS ****............

[Mirror_Image]

I still have a copy of a similar tabloid, the National Enquirer, from 1994. The cover says "Hillary Clinton Gives Birth to Alien Baby", with a altered photo showing the (now) carpetbagger holding her alien-spawn.

While her actual child (Chelsea) looks quite inhuman, I don't think for a minute there is any truth to it.

A list of tabloids that you can't believe:


DAILY MIRROR
DAILY RECORD
EVENING STANDARD
EXPRESS
NEWS OF THE WORLD
PEOPLENEWS
STAR
SUN


USA tabloids you can't believe either:

Enquirer
Star
Sun

[wellmashed]

The Weekly World News is another one.......................

[d4n13l]

Any tabliod is best avoided in my opinion. The Mail and The Express tend to convey emotional arguements rather that rational ones.
The best Daily sport story i saw was the turtle-boy front cover story they did once. they made out that a woman gave birth to a giant turtle-boy. They had a big picture of a turtles shell, with a babies head, arms and legs stcking out of the respective holes in the shell. They had a full 2 page story for it as well.

wellmashed,
I live in Newquay, although you may want to come here for a holiday, DONT: **** OFF TO SPAIN INSTEAD. ITS BETTER AND THE BEER IS CHEAPER. LOL, I get sick of holiday makers...
And as for your XP, well uPNP is one hell of bug.

[wellmashed]

Don't know if I read this right but in the setup I chose not to install PNP....................

I think.........

Call me thick..........I'm no master of personal computing but I read somewhere of a massive security leak in universal plug n play so I chose not to install it full stop...............

It was one of the options in XP custom setup..........

[d4n13l]

A wise decision sir.

[wellmashed]

Oh Yeah.....'Bout Newquay.................

Never been there...............I hear it's smart in the summer..........

Might try it this year.......

I wanna try the REAL Scrumpy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wellmashed]

A full night on it that is.................


One pint is no good at all..............................

[wellmashed]

User names spring to mind............LOL

In fact i'm gonna start a thread on that one...........

[nfl2k2]

yeah, Yahoo! has been known to give false information haven' t they?

[wellmashed]

If I see it on the National News / MTV News etc. then I might be inclined to have a chuckle about it.............Till then.........well.............

[wellmashed]

*************************SHRUGS******************* ******

[d4n13l]

Yahoo!? Since when have they been a news agency anyway? Yahoo! however, is a fitting title for this cowboy style reporting.
I believe what Yahoo! have done, is to repeat what was said in the News of The World. The whole story came out of the News of The World, it even says it in the story and in your initial post.

according to the news of the world

When they said that, they shift the credibilty of the story on to the News of The World. Yahoo are just saying that the story appeared in the News of The World.
Hey, maybe there is an element of truth behind this, but I wont beleive it until I hear it from a reputable news service. However, until then I wont believe anything like that from the News of The World. I bet that the whole thing is totally blown out of all proportion anyway, maybe she just got a bucket of water thrown over her, I dont know. But I dont automatically beleive stories like this from the News of The World, no way.

Besides, think about it. Britney Spears, get buckets of piss thrown at her, IN AMERICA, and the story only gets published in an unreliable British tabloid?

[Mirror_Image]

Yep, if it was even half-true, it would be all over the Drudge Report, PageSix of the New York Post, in the LA Times, etc etc etc

[wellmashed]

If it was anything i'll bet it was a cup of orange juice..........



SHUT UP YOU NOISY BITCH!!

[bilbogod]

Well we'll know if its true soon when we see "Britney Takes A Golden Shower" appearing on a German web site near you.

I have also seen "Britney getting fucked", was that real too?

Sorry what address does your bedroom window overlook ????


Personally I wouldn't waste my urine, I've got better stuff reserved for her....