a song about wane rooney football star, (dont look if u dont like dirt)

[bionickaren]

Coleen is a slapper
She's a horny little devil
W hen she shaggin Rooney
S he thinks of Philly Neville.

COLEEN IS A SLAPPER
SHES ALWAYS WATCHN PORN
AN WHEN SHES SHAGGIN ROONEY
SHE THINKS OF JAMIE VAUGHAN!

Coleen is a slapper,
Her arse is up for rent,
An when shes shaggin rooney,
She thinks of Marcus Bent!

Coleen is a slapper
she plays with dirty toys
and when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of Davie Moyes

Colleen is a slapper
she plays with dirty toys
and when shes getting wetter
she thinks of mikel arteta,
mikel mikel mikel arteta, mikel arteta .....

Colleen is a slapper,
And Rooney can't abide,
That when he sticks his **** in,
It doesn't touch the sides!

Colleen is a slapper
she isn't very tight
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of richard wright!!

colleen is a slapper
shes always gettin wetter
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of mik arteta!

colleen is a slapper
she is a horny devil
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of phillip neville!!

colleen is a slapper
shes loves to swallow spunk
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of big dunc!!

colleen is a slapper
she likes it round the back
And when she's shaggin rooney
she thinks of jimmy mac!

colleen is a slapper
shes fat n fukin meaty
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of james beattie!

colleen is a slapper
we think that waynes a queer
And when shes shaggin rooney
she thinks of davvie weir!!

(All to the tune of "more more more")


i thought i was gonna end my self!! lol karen

You are in breach of the forum rules and are being issued with a formal warning. This is in reference to the PM I sent you and not this post.
/ Moderator redwudz

[Mr. Dweezel]

Here's a better song, and possibly appropriate...



Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)


original recording by Napoleon XIV

[Supreme2k]

At first, I thought it was an alter-ego of MackemX. Now I see it's a crazy(er) version of Doppletwo.

[smearbrick1]

I didn't know they allowed internet access at the State Hospitals ("State Hospital" is a Pennsylvania euphemism for "nuthouse").

[Mr. Dweezel]

Maybe I should have put a disclaimer in my post!

I hope everybody realizes that my post was in reply to the first
post, whatever that one meant!

[bionickaren]

LIFE IS HARD FUNNY SICK AND AMAZING..OKI PUT THAT POST ON TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE NOT TO GET PEOPLE MAKING NASTY COMENTS TO ME, I BET THE ONES DOING IT I WOULD NOT EVEN TALK TO THEM IN REAL LIFE LOL IM VERY FUSSY!!.

SO PLEASE GROW UP AND TAKE IT AS A BIT FUN....................(IF YOU CAN) THERES LOTS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH MENTAL ISSUES.....LOL

You are in breach of the forum rules and are being issued with a formal warning. This is in reference to the PM I sent you and not this post.
/ Moderator redwudz

[bionickaren]

I didn't know they allowed internet access at the State Hospitals ("State Hospital" is a Pennsylvania euphemism for "nuthouse").

WE ALL KNOW THIS...WE R NOT AS THINK AS YOU LOOK ............JOKE!!! EH...

[offline]

No "shouting" please bionic

[Mr. Dweezel]

THERES LOTS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH MENTAL ISSUES

That would probably be me! :P

But life is fun, so enjoy it!

[bionickaren]

Here's a better song, and possibly appropriate...



Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

nice intresting song dear but your not that mad...a..lol


original recording by Napoleon XIV

[Mr. Dweezel]

Here's a better song, and possibly appropriate...



Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

nice intresting song dear but your not that mad...a..lol


original recording by Napoleon XIV

How did your post show up inside the quote?

That's a new one!

[jimmalenko]

No "shouting" please bionic

[Cobra]

Please keep the Off-Topic forum clean.

Many thanks,

Cobra