`Happy slap' yobs breed fear, anger

[Conquest10]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/chitribts/20050619/ts_chicagotrib/happyslapyobsbreedfearanger

"So I deserve a beatin yeh?" replied Huni bo. "Wes onli do it ppl lyk are age ish, say from 15 -- 19 or 20. summats, wunt do it to an old man, even though they keep avin a go at us, an it dus are heds in!"

Can anybody understand what this guy is sayin?

[Richie V]

So I deserve a beating, yes? We only do it to people who are around our age, from 15 to 19 or 20. Some of us won't do it to an old man, even though 'they' accuse us of doing it, and it really frustrates us!

I'm so youthful and trendy . I believe the language is in the dialect of fuckwit and is used by a lot of young people across the UK. It's been known that some teenagers have wrote their entire English GCSE papers in this dialect! (GCSE's are national exams you take in the Enlgand and Wales before you leave compulsory education, I'm not sure what the Scottish equivilant is).

[VCDHunter]

Can anybody understand what this guy is sayin?

Yes, he's basically saying he's a waste of flesh and deserves to be executed as an example to the rest of mankind.

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..and that his parents should be sterilized.

Sterilization (surgical procedure) - an operation which renders an animal or human unable to further polute the gene pool.

[Cobra]

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