You've had too much coffee when...

[Cobra]

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...

# You answer the door before people knock.
# Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
# You ski uphill.
# You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
# You speed walk in your sleep.
# You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
# You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
# You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
# You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
# You sleep with your eyes open.
# You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
# The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
# You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
# You lick your coffeepot clean.
# You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
# You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
# You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
# Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
# You chew on other people's fingernails.
# The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
# Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
# You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
# You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
# You can jump-start your car without cables.
# Cocaine is a downer.
# All your kids are named "Joe".
# You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
# Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
# You don't sweat, you percolate.
# You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
# You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
# You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
# You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
# You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
# Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
# You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
# People get dizzy just watching you.
# You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
# The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
# Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
# Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
# You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
# People can test their batteries in your ears.
# Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
# Instant coffee takes too long.
# You channel surf faster without a remote.
# When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
# You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
# You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
# Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
# You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
# You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
# You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
# You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
# You get drunk just so you can sober up.
# You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
# Your Thermos is on wheels.
# Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
# You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
# You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
# You short out motion detectors.
# You have a conniption over spilled milk.
# You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
# Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
# You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
# You don't tan, you roast.
# You don't get mad, you get steamed.
# Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
# Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
# You can't even remember your second cup.
# You help your dog chase its tail.
# You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
# Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
# You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
# You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
# Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

[Ripper2860]

* You can see through your eye-lids !!

[Capmaster]

You have 14,000 posts here ....9,000 in OT alone

[Tool Man]

You can thread a sewing machine while it's running.

[Capmaster]

When vitamins take you

[bazooka]

You have 14,000 posts here ....9,000 in OT alone

Funny, without even reading this thread, I was going to say the same thing.

[ChrisX]

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...

# You answer the door before people knock.
# Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
# You ski uphill.
# You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
# You speed walk in your sleep.
# You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
# You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
# You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
# You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
# You sleep with your eyes open.
# You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
# The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
# You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
# You lick your coffeepot clean.
# You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
# You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
# You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
# Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
# You chew on other people's fingernails.
# The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
# Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
# You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
# You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
# You can jump-start your car without cables.
# Cocaine is a downer.
# All your kids are named "Joe".
# You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
# Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
# You don't sweat, you percolate.
# You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
# You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
# You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
# You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
# You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
# Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
# You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
# People get dizzy just watching you.
# You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
# The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
# Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
# Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
# You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
# People can test their batteries in your ears.
# Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
# Instant coffee takes too long.
# You channel surf faster without a remote.
# When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
# You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
# You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
# Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
# You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
# You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
# You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
# You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
# You get drunk just so you can sober up.
# You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
# Your Thermos is on wheels.
# Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
# You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
# You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
# You short out motion detectors.
# You have a conniption over spilled milk.
# You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
# Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
# You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
# You don't tan, you roast.
# You don't get mad, you get steamed.
# Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
# Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
# You can't even remember your second cup.
# You help your dog chase its tail.
# You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
# Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
# You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
# You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
# Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Yep, as a coffee addict and I know full well when is too much.

I don't even remember how many I had for this morning and I got the afternoon to go.

I think the last one as the 3rd cup?

The cup is actually a quite large mug to drink that lovely ‘Nescafe’ coffee.

It is equivalent to around 1½ size of a standard cup of coffee.

How many more cups of coffee to go through the day today?

ChrisX

[yoda313]

Hello,

How about caffinated pop???? I mean a couple of MOUNTAIN DEWS and you'll be flying for awhile

Do they still make JOLT????? Or SURGE?????? Surge was GOOD

Kevin

[Ripper2860]

You've had too much coffee when...

...your morning "stiffy" lasts well in to the afternoon.

[ZAPPER]

You know that you had too much coffee when

You type out over 50 "too much coffee" ideas

Slow down and smell the coffee Cobra

[sacajaweeda]

Too much SOMETHING!

[ZAPPER]

I don't get the whole caffine thing myself. I mean I don't feel the buzz, boost or kick that everyone else seems to. I have tried to use coffe to help me stay awake and haven't noticed any help. About the only thing it is for me is a laxative ( that's the last thing that I need on a busy morning!)LOL

[ViRaL1]

I don't get the whole caffine thing myself. I mean I don't feel the buzz, boost or kick that everyone else seems to. I have tried to use coffe to help me stay awake and haven't noticed any help. About the only thing it is for me is a laxative ( that's the last thing that I need on a busy morning!)LOL

Try a few cups before a 2-hour stop-and-go commute, see if you're wide awake by the time you get where you're going.

[doppletwo]

In Soviet Union, coffee grinds you.

[Capmaster]

In Soviet Union, coffee grinds you.

Ah yes. The Soviet Union. They had their own credit card called "Russian Express". The motto: "Don't leave home"

[AlecWest]

# Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

I've always been suspicious of those commercials. If someone is living in Colombia and has enough money to wear pressed clean clothing all the time as well as own their own donkey, it probably isn't coffee they're selling.

[sacajaweeda]

You just gotta know where the good beans grow is all. Juan and his trusty mule always seem to find them.