Have you ever gone to work sick for the sole purppose of making a certain person sick as well? You know, cough more their way than others and touch their stuff to spread germs.
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You're a sick bastard !!!
I work mostly with guys and personally don't want to " touch their stuff".
It just doesn't do anything for me! -
Well actually yes I have. I am now as a matter of fact...but it's not co-workers I'm trying to make sick.
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Ummm......no
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No. If I'm sick I stay home.
Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard. -
Hello,
Nope.
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
If I don't like someone at work I usually look for roadkill somewhere and cut pieces off and incinerate them, then place in an envelope and anonymously mail it to them from different zip codes. I find that they tend to move after a few months of this happening.
Of course I use rubber gloves and work in a completely sterile environment.
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Yes this is a joke, but I felt like giving ripper another creepy feeling without involving pictures of Rosie O'donnell or Delta Burke. -
I stay home. It's hard enough motivating myself to go to work when I'm healthy ..... :P
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Who'da thunk it? tgpo is a bioterrorist...
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny -
NEVER! But I suspect there are several people in my company who do.
Actually, we receive demerit points in our annual evaluations if we use sick time. So, if I went
to work sick and got 4 or 5 other people sick, they would consider me a "Company Man." ???
That "squeeky voiced mouse" is a truly a rat.... -
Originally Posted by Ripper2860"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." -- Raoul Duke
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I take a couple of Nurofen tablets and I'm off to work. Easy.
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I just call and say I'm not coming in because of car troubles.
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I pass a silent/violent gas if I want to make a co-worker suffer.
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